souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta (
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retrospec2018-07-30 02:00 pm
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TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)
come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking
and to bail us out
minato wants banana bread
our pizza is takning 2long
sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva
and to bail us out
minato wants banana bread
our pizza is takning 2long
sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva
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mini cream-san belongs only 2 me
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Tut tut.
I thought you were a kind soul, Souji, with a reasonable head on your shoulders.
I'll take good care of her until your release. ♪
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a very fair point.]
Let me rephrase, then.
Do you want to die?
Even past the choking hazard, there's parts of that which are dangerous for humans to consume, strange creatures such as yourself or not.
Please consider the feelings of those who'd have to deal with your funeral procedures.
[Not that he's. Worried. Or anything. Because this Goro Akechi doesn't have friends outside of those with some benefit to himself and Souji definitely doesn't fall under that, nope.]
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is that what ur saying
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Yes.
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plz remove urself from my soon-to-end life
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those are my pizza slices
not urs or minatos
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[AND YOUR LITTLE DAUGHTER TOO.]
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[He's probably joking.]
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I'll be over with pizza, bail money, batteries, and a screwdriver later... Is there anything else you two require?
[He is Pleasant Boy Akechi.]
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thank u
ur a life saver
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All of my love belongs elsewhere, but I'll try and scrape up a little before I arrive.
Let's all enjoy pizza together as part of our... celebration. ♪
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ilu <3
let us celebrate w/ pizza together <333