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souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta ([personal profile] tarotcards) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2018-07-30 02:00 pm

TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP)

come to rec jail in 10 mins if u want an asskicking

and to bail us out

minato wants banana bread

our pizza is takning 2long

sos our tomogachi will die soon we cant text 4eva
twostringsonebow: (03 without a sign)

[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-07-30 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
And you're going to allow her to die there due to your own pride.
Tut tut.
I thought you were a kind soul, Souji, with a reasonable head on your shoulders.
I'll take good care of her until your release. ♪
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[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-07-30 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you no shame?
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[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-07-30 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[That is

a very fair point.]


Let me rephrase, then.
Do you want to die?
Even past the choking hazard, there's parts of that which are dangerous for humans to consume, strange creatures such as yourself or not.
Please consider the feelings of those who'd have to deal with your funeral procedures.


[Not that he's. Worried. Or anything. Because this Goro Akechi doesn't have friends outside of those with some benefit to himself and Souji definitely doesn't fall under that, nope.]
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[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-08-01 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I would gladly do so if I wasn't receiving three pieces of pizza as payment for lessening your sentence and bringing to light the emotional distress that you and your partner are currently drowning in.
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[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-08-03 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Die then.

[AND YOUR LITTLE DAUGHTER TOO.]
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[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-08-06 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm coming over specifically to put a bullet in your head for making me read that with my own two eyes. ☆

[He's probably joking.]
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[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-08-09 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-08-09 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Really though, please refrain from eating your child, I can't believe I have to tell you that.
I'll be over with pizza, bail money, batteries, and a screwdriver later... Is there anything else you two require?


[He is Pleasant Boy Akechi.]
twostringsonebow: (74 hey if i smile with my teeth)

[personal profile] twostringsonebow 2018-08-09 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Well, you know, Souji isn't a bad person. Cute sometimes. Minato is a fine fellow too. Goro will never admit he likes either of them out loud, but the feeling is there.]

All of my love belongs elsewhere, but I'll try and scrape up a little before I arrive.
Let's all enjoy pizza together as part of our... celebration. ♪