TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP AGAIN)

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come 2 rec jail in 10 mins w garlic bread so ill shank minato right here and now

also plz bring batteries 4 our tomogachis

thx

Comments

[servileness]

I am dating Minato.

You are your own mystery.

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mayb i should date minato so then u can have a chance 2 solve the mystery
this is my bf minato and this is minatos bf, souji, and this is soujis bf, tatsuma

[servileness]

Over your dead body and mine.

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it wont b dat bad
im quite the good bf if u just give me a shot

[servileness]

It's one thing if you're trying to ask to be my boyfriend. It's another thing entirely when you're trying to ask to be my boyfriend's boyfriend.

Unfortunately, I'm against open relationships. Please stick to being your boyfriend's boyfriend.

[tarotcards]

but how would u no it wont b good until u try??
u have 2 have an open mind

[servileness]

All right. Give me five good reasons that it'd be worth my consideration.

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1) i have a pretty handsome face
2) i will spoil u w/ gifts and luv
3) im a good cook. ask minato
4) im p strong. i can carry u anywhere u need 2 go
5) minato already professed his luv 4 me so it will b an easy transition to add me

[servileness]

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I thought you were campaigning to be Minato's boyfriend, not mine.

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i want 2 b BOTH

[servileness]

Please talk to Minato, then talk to your boyfriend, receive both their consent, and then come back for my final judgment.

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minato already said that he loved me the last time we were in jail and my bf is ok w/ anything i do
so i think im ready 2 go <3

[servileness]

Minato also said if I was considering dating you, he might have to kill you. It's difficult because I'd like to see him try, but I also don't want to consider dating you.

In the end, I'll have to say no even though you're joking,

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aw man :'(
well thank u 4 giving me a chance and letting me pitch my case
mayb in the future