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souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta ([personal profile] tarotcards) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2018-08-02 06:21 pm

TEXT ♞ JOINT-POST W/ MINATO (HELP AGAIN)

come 2 rec jail in 10 mins w garlic bread so ill shank minato right here and now

also plz bring batteries 4 our tomogachis

thx
hauhra: (and that's everything) (he's become a one-man rise in crime)

[personal profile] hauhra 2018-08-08 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't have thought they would let people loiter around prison.

[personal profile] compendiem 2018-08-08 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
It's probably frowned upon, but we're keeping quiet enough and not being a disturbance. It should be fine?
hauhra: (and that's everything) (one jump ahead of the slowpokes)

[personal profile] hauhra 2018-08-08 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
If I were a cop, I would be awfully suspicious of young people who were skulking around the county jail. Aren't there better places they could be?

Fortunately for the two of you, though, I'm not a cop... just a guy who'll bring you some garlic bread in exchange for a little entertainment.

[personal profile] compendiem 2018-08-08 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
What better places are there? You can loiter with us for a while before we fight to the death. You'll see.


[ which in case you want to play it out, we can move to somebody's inbox so this post doesn't get impossible to count points for re. network/action! ]
hauhra: (and that's everything) (one jump ahead of the slowpokes)

[personal profile] hauhra 2018-08-08 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
I can think of plenty. Like Wal-Mart, for instance.

But people-watching at Wal-Mart doesn't hold a candle to watching a fight to the death. I'll see you there.


[ we can handwave it if you want to!! bakhura will show up with two slices of garlic bread but he'll keep the second one hidden until he pulls it out and starts eating it himself.

and he's probably tackled to the ground for what's left of it. he didn't really think that plan through, as he does.
]

[personal profile] compendiem 2018-08-08 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Wal-Marts are cursed. See you.

[ lmfao yeah, Bakhura will be lucky to get a single bit in before Souji and Minato eye zooms right in, RIP ]
hauhra: (gotta eat to live)

[personal profile] hauhra 2018-08-09 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
And sites like People At Wal-Mart are proof.

I'll catch you around.


[ and in the end, it does become a three way battle to the death, b y e bakhura ]