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[recollecters]

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Comments

this is god's work

[maskreant]

i guess, but it sounds cute?

a soft sheeple.

god is dead

[faireleclown]

Cuteness doesn't make up for how insulting "sheeple" can be to many people.

[ . . . ]

But it is a little cute, I will admit ♪
Perhaps if we made it cuter... Sheeplette.

no i’m alive

[maskreant]

that is cute.

i’m a wee sheeplette. baaa. 🐑

uh why do you think you're god

[faireleclown]

[ Oh No. ]

Where is your shepherd, little sheeplette?
Your flock?
If you aren't careful, a wolf will come to eat you...! ♪

no one is here to stop me

[maskreant]

baa! aren't you my shepherd?

I Am

[faireleclown]

[ why the fuck are you rping with me like this ]

Do I look like a shepherd, boy?

you're also dead

[maskreant]

[ he didn't see this happening ]

does this mean i'm lost?

baa. scary.

i am not.

[faireleclown]

[ closes mine eyes ]

Don't worry, don't worry.
I'm a nice wolf. ♪ I'll take you back to your flock!
It's my duty as a teacher, after all!

look in the mirror

[maskreant]

i've never heard of wolves being teachers.

this is fishy.

i resent you the most

[faireleclown]

You've never watched that movie with the lamb and the wolf?
A shame. It's charming.

i am only deserving of adoration

[maskreant]

are there many movies that follow that premise?

you're asking me to take a risk, baa.

(x) doubt

[faireleclown]

Life is about taking risks, monsieur!
So take a dive and believe in me ♪

isn't x also the accept button

[maskreant]

i have a boyfriend.

(x) yes

[faireleclown]

I'm happy for you, but I'm hardly hitting on you.

[maskreant]

i'll see you in jail.

[faireleclown]

Are you a minor?
Then you're even less my type anyway.
I prefer three above, three below.

[faireleclown]

Wait, are you saying you'll be in jail too, or that you'll visit me?
Monsieur...

[maskreant]

do you want me to visit you, mr. wolf?

[faireleclown]

I'll die if I'm left alone, so yes.
Though if I'm a wolf, wouldn't I be in a kennel?

[maskreant]

yeah.

with a muzzle.

[faireleclown]

[ hey ): ]

I'm not that poor of a conversation partner.

[maskreant]

that's not what i said. :)

[faireleclown]

):
It's rude to tease someone my age, you know. I'm much too old for this.

[maskreant]

aren't you probably in your late teens, early 20s?

[ It seems to be the demographic of Retrospec, anyway. ]

[faireleclown]

[ HE'S SO FLATTERED, BUT.... ]

Mid-twenties, actually! Just shy of your range.