he hasn't posted in like 3 months, he's got a lot to say

[frostythehitman]

hey so
this is james barnes
i'm not dead anymore
so if anyone was still freaking out about that, well
don't, i guess

[ this is not a thing he thought he had to state but, well, apparently word does not travel through the grapevine as well as he thought, so. he might as well state it to the whole app at large. ]

anyway, first off,
if anyone needs help shoveling sidewalks or cleaning driveways or whatever after that snowstorm, let me know
or if you need anything else done even if it isn't snow-related
i'll do whatever you need for some cash and/or some clothes

second off,
does anyone know where i can get a fake id
i just need to replace the id stuff i lost when i died
message me privately if you don't want to talk openly on here

third off,
i got some new stuff about the founders i think
[ insert a link to a video here. ]
this is from that cavendish house last month
there was an empty book in there and i wrote down everything i knew about them and then this reenactment thing started happening
not sure how much of this is new vs old but apparently this is how it went down forever ago at the start of all this
i'm not sure how this fits into everything else we have so far

Comments

[fiddlestick]

Don't worry. I'm not gonna ask questions, enough people are asking what I'd ask anyway.

But I know you didn't kill Zee.
And that you didn't intend to commit suicide either.
You got a really bad deal.

So...I'd like to help how I can.
Though...other than odd jobs, the best I can offer is food and letting use my music equipment until you get new stuff.

[frostythehitman]

i did TRY to kill zee though

[ Like. Just as a reminder. Because James feels like his innocence in all this gets overstated a lot. He very much did commit a crime and end up in jail for a real reason. ]

odd jobs and food is enough
i don't need music equipment, i'm not making any more music
but thanks

[fiddlestick]

That doesn't mean the real killer should get off free.

[Sorry what I'm engaged to someone who ate his dad, try again]

Okay. I'm over at Eren's a lot, so I'll be sure to bring stuff by.

[frostythehitman]

i never said they should
just that it's not like i'm some poor schmuck who got the short end of a lot of sticks

[ Which is precisely why he's trying to use his second chance at life to find the killer, but. He's not gonna just admit that outright. ]

[fiddlestick]

Mm...You kinda are though? [Just gonna put that bluntly there]

I mean, sure, you did something wrong.
And you probably have things you have to make amends for.
But that doesn't make everything else that happened to you okay.
Or that people should treat you cruelly.

Besides, Eren's better at reading people than you think.
If you were a truly bad guy, then there's no way he'd let you into his home.

[frostythehitman]

[ okay but Eren is also equally full of fucked up regains so like. He's not sure that he's the best judge of character. It's kind of what he likes about Eren in the first place--that they're both messed up weirdos. Or at least, the people they're remembering are.

He's kind of annoyed that Elliot is saying exactly what he means, though. They're saying the same thing, why does it sound like they're arguing!! ]

yeah i know
that's my point
if i wanted people to be assholes to me i'd tell them to just chuck tomatoes at me when i walk by
i'm just saying
if you don't know i tried killing zee, well
now you know
and if someone wants to be an asshole to me about it then they can
but i'm not gonna just go around acting like i'm some totally innocent victim here

[fiddlestick]

Okay, okay, got it.
You're not going to go looking for trouble to punish yourself
But you don't want to act like you're innocent either.

...Can I still get you food?
It's really not my thing to be a jerk to people.

[frostythehitman]

yeah you can still get me food
it's not like i'm gonna say no

[ which is him trying to play it cool when he really means: YES GOD PLEASE I HAVE NO FOOD OR MONEY AND I AM SO HUNGRY ALL OF THE TIME NOW ]

[fiddlestick]

Ehe, thank goodness.
Then any preferences?

1/2

[frostythehitman]

are you kidding me
i'll eat just about anything

[frostythehitman]

[ and then, a few minutes later ]

that's not an excuse for you to try giving me some fear factor feast full of gross crap though

[ and he's screenshotting this as proof that he said this! he can and will use this in a court of law if necessary!!!! ]

[fiddlestick]

Huh?

Why would I do that?

[ Elliot does not understand these pranks. ]

[frostythehitman]

because people are assholes

[ and, although he doesn't realize it, he's practically begging to get pranked. all the time. ]

[fiddlestick]

Well, can't argue that...

But don't worry. I'm not really the type of person to pull pranks like that. You'll get normal food.

Well, some of it might glow from healing magic, but it's okay to eat, I promise!

[frostythehitman]

you're putting magic in the food?

[fiddlestick]

Not on purpose! It just sorta happens when I cook.

My powers are weird.

[frostythehitman]

well
what kind of magic are you putting in it then

[fiddlestick]

Healing magic, mostly.

Some foods will also give you a temporary boost in speed or strength too. It depends on the recipe.

Nothing harmful though, promise.

[frostythehitman]

so no food that can magically age me back down, huh
guess i'll just have to settle for regular old healing magic food instead

[fiddlestick]

Sorry, I'd be a lot richer if I had that kind of magic.

I'll make you a box of stuff and bring it next time I visit Eren.

[frostythehitman]

yeah okay




thanks

[fiddlestick]

It's no problem.