4 unfortunate souls

[floret]

[ a person with a nice neutral avi of his actual face and the self-explanatory username of Jamie Doh posts!! ]

Hello!

So,
I need a job!
(I know this isn't the best time or venue for something like this, and I'm very sorry; if I thought I had any other options, I'd take them.) (But if you do happen to know of other options I have, I'd be grateful to hear about them)

I need to be upfront that there are some pretty severe limitations on what I can actually do, which are not covered by the ADA and are the reason I wasn't able to continue in my last job...
Basically, I can't be seen, heard, or directly sensed in any way by regular people who aren't Retrospec users. So anything that's customer facing or that requires any contact beyond e-mail or something with, like... anyone... is not... super... possible? lol

But obviously there are still a lot of things I can do! And I'm not picky at all. If you want me to do something, and I'm capable of doing it, I will. With almost no exceptions. (That is, I don't really have any pride or dignity, but I do have some scruples. So any crimes you want me to commit will have to be victimless!) (In case any police officers are reading this, that part was a joke)

Qualifications

• Several years' experience as a barista
  • Tea brewing (taught by a true expert!)
  • Proficiency with latte art
• CPR and first aid certification
• Volunteer experience in a hospital setting
• Numerous vague memories of serving as a housekeeper, cook, and personal assistant in an alternate timeline
• Numerous memories of serving as a shinigami, field surgeon, and all-purpose drudge in a past lifetime

Education (currently on hold)

• On track to graduate cum laude with B.A. in sociology from Recollé University (11 credits short)
• Acceptance to Recollé University School of Medicine (deferred)

Special skills/abilities

• Healing magic
• Limited floating
• Phasing through solid objects
• Sword can perform exorcisms (?)

I'm open to full-time, part-time, temporary, one-time gigs... or honestly anything at all!

I look forward to hearing from you!
Thanks for your time.

Comments

[floret]

It'd be my pleasure! What do you have in mind?

[godcards]

Something fancy. Isn't that the point of asking someone else to make it? Anyone can brew a simple cup of coffee... but you have experience making all kinds of things, so you can make me something fancy.

Unless you can make it Turkish style, then that's fine too.

[floret]

Something fancy! Got it.
Where would you like to be served this coffee? And shall we talk budget?

[godcards]

It's a coffee, not an entire cafe... But I suppose you are asking for a job.

[ Jamie is going to get a jar of filthy quarters swiped from public places. I'm sorry. ]

Anyway... I can come get it, or we can meet somewhere neutral. I'm not too picky. I just want it while it's hot.

[floret]

A one-time transaction is totally fine too. But we should make sure we're agreed on the price before any coffee changes hands!

[godcards]

It's coffee, shouldn't it be like $3.00?

[floret]

It's very fancy coffee, bespoke and handcrafted. I couldn't do it for less than $8.

[godcards]

Okay. $5.00

[floret]

$7.25?

[godcards]

$5.50

[floret]

$6 it is! Do you like cardamom?

[godcards]

I do. I like most spices.

[floret]

OK!
Give me ten minutes. Then you can either come over for it, or tell me where to meet you.
Hot or iced?

[godcards]

Always hot.

I can come to you. I have time.

[floret]

Great! See you soon.