4 unfortunate souls

[floret]

[ a person with a nice neutral avi of his actual face and the self-explanatory username of Jamie Doh posts!! ]

Hello!

So,
I need a job!
(I know this isn't the best time or venue for something like this, and I'm very sorry; if I thought I had any other options, I'd take them.) (But if you do happen to know of other options I have, I'd be grateful to hear about them)

I need to be upfront that there are some pretty severe limitations on what I can actually do, which are not covered by the ADA and are the reason I wasn't able to continue in my last job...
Basically, I can't be seen, heard, or directly sensed in any way by regular people who aren't Retrospec users. So anything that's customer facing or that requires any contact beyond e-mail or something with, like... anyone... is not... super... possible? lol

But obviously there are still a lot of things I can do! And I'm not picky at all. If you want me to do something, and I'm capable of doing it, I will. With almost no exceptions. (That is, I don't really have any pride or dignity, but I do have some scruples. So any crimes you want me to commit will have to be victimless!) (In case any police officers are reading this, that part was a joke)

Qualifications

• Several years' experience as a barista
  • Tea brewing (taught by a true expert!)
  • Proficiency with latte art
• CPR and first aid certification
• Volunteer experience in a hospital setting
• Numerous vague memories of serving as a housekeeper, cook, and personal assistant in an alternate timeline
• Numerous memories of serving as a shinigami, field surgeon, and all-purpose drudge in a past lifetime

Education (currently on hold)

• On track to graduate cum laude with B.A. in sociology from Recollé University (11 credits short)
• Acceptance to Recollé University School of Medicine (deferred)

Special skills/abilities

• Healing magic
• Limited floating
• Phasing through solid objects
• Sword can perform exorcisms (?)

I'm open to full-time, part-time, temporary, one-time gigs... or honestly anything at all!

I look forward to hearing from you!
Thanks for your time.

Comments

[floret]

Something fancy! Got it.
Where would you like to be served this coffee? And shall we talk budget?

[godcards]

It's a coffee, not an entire cafe... But I suppose you are asking for a job.

[ Jamie is going to get a jar of filthy quarters swiped from public places. I'm sorry. ]

Anyway... I can come get it, or we can meet somewhere neutral. I'm not too picky. I just want it while it's hot.

[floret]

A one-time transaction is totally fine too. But we should make sure we're agreed on the price before any coffee changes hands!

[godcards]

It's coffee, shouldn't it be like $3.00?

[floret]

It's very fancy coffee, bespoke and handcrafted. I couldn't do it for less than $8.

[godcards]

Okay. $5.00

[floret]

$7.25?

[godcards]

$5.50

[floret]

$6 it is! Do you like cardamom?

[godcards]

I do. I like most spices.

[floret]

OK!
Give me ten minutes. Then you can either come over for it, or tell me where to meet you.
Hot or iced?

[godcards]

Always hot.

I can come to you. I have time.

[floret]

Great! See you soon.