4 unfortunate souls

[floret]

[ a person with a nice neutral avi of his actual face and the self-explanatory username of Jamie Doh posts!! ]

Hello!

So,
I need a job!
(I know this isn't the best time or venue for something like this, and I'm very sorry; if I thought I had any other options, I'd take them.) (But if you do happen to know of other options I have, I'd be grateful to hear about them)

I need to be upfront that there are some pretty severe limitations on what I can actually do, which are not covered by the ADA and are the reason I wasn't able to continue in my last job...
Basically, I can't be seen, heard, or directly sensed in any way by regular people who aren't Retrospec users. So anything that's customer facing or that requires any contact beyond e-mail or something with, like... anyone... is not... super... possible? lol

But obviously there are still a lot of things I can do! And I'm not picky at all. If you want me to do something, and I'm capable of doing it, I will. With almost no exceptions. (That is, I don't really have any pride or dignity, but I do have some scruples. So any crimes you want me to commit will have to be victimless!) (In case any police officers are reading this, that part was a joke)

Qualifications

• Several years' experience as a barista
  • Tea brewing (taught by a true expert!)
  • Proficiency with latte art
• CPR and first aid certification
• Volunteer experience in a hospital setting
• Numerous vague memories of serving as a housekeeper, cook, and personal assistant in an alternate timeline
• Numerous memories of serving as a shinigami, field surgeon, and all-purpose drudge in a past lifetime

Education (currently on hold)

• On track to graduate cum laude with B.A. in sociology from Recollé University (11 credits short)
• Acceptance to Recollé University School of Medicine (deferred)

Special skills/abilities

• Healing magic
• Limited floating
• Phasing through solid objects
• Sword can perform exorcisms (?)

I'm open to full-time, part-time, temporary, one-time gigs... or honestly anything at all!

I look forward to hearing from you!
Thanks for your time.

Comments

[brushy]

[ you're going to have so much more warmth and enthusiasm with her around little one :') ]

I like to consider such. [ anyone she enjoys talking to , or seeing, no matter the age— friend. ] Now, if they also consider me a friend, or simply a crazy old woman, or Auntie, [ she folds her hands onto her lap. ] I'm happy, all the same.

So! There's something I'd like to tell you first, Jamie, of something I had been thinking. Can you still communicate with those off the app?

[floret]

[ :''''') ]

...I can. A little.
I mean, I can text them or send e-mails, or write notes.
I guess I could also do stuff like knocking twice for yes or moving a ouija board pointer around.

[brushy]

[ ahmi hums. mm. ]

If I were to ever be removed from the app, if you tell me the truth, I'll believe you regardless, and I know I'd do my best to commune. I was, am, very spiritual.

[ that's point one. now, point two. ]

I'd like to train you, Jamie. You do not always need clients to see you to apply energetic therapy, and you have grand potential. You will have a salary, of course, and you will be able to grow and live with what you are. All you need are the correct utilities. What do you think?

[floret]

You would?
...I do?

I mean... it sounds wonderful, of course. And I promise I'd work really hard!