one ♡ a not-so-happy valentine post

[dereban]

[ This post shows up in the late afternoon on the 14th, under the user named Queen: ]

I'd say "happy Valentine's" but this application has currently ruined the holiday in the worst possible way. Why couldn't we have had forced blind dating? Or even Cupid arrow shenanigans? I would have liked either of those.

So, a quick set of inquiries. There are still sane people on the app that haven't gone obsessive crazy, right? Or know someone that can help with self defense... I kind of need it now.

Comments

un: yiu li-na

[invocate]

Obsessive crazy? Are you okay?

[like, if you need someone's ass kicked, Li-Na has the perfect pair of boots for it, just sayin']

I take capoeira classes at the Rec Center. And I know someone on the network teaches karate.

un: ellen jaguar

[usurpers]

I can teach you.