(the feed opens to apollo propping up the camera to stay on something steady and remain unmoving before he shifts to sit cross-legged on his bed. there's a single beer at his side, only a little more than half empty, and apollo, who has the alcohol tolerance of a wet sponge, is already more than tipsy. for those of apollo's friends who don't live at the dorms, this is probably their first time seeing him in... a while! he greets the audience with a courteous nod and a tired smile. when he speaks, his voice is noticeably quieter than his usual booming chords of steel.) Hello. I'm Apollo Justice, and I'm going to teach everyone about Abraham Lincoln's lawyer days.
(he takes another swig of his beer, making a "mmm" sound and holding up a finger.) Since the last update from Retrospec kinda pissed people off, I'm giving a fair warning, I
will be swearing. Hide your kids or whatever. So!
(clapping his hands and rubbing them together, he prepares himself for a law history lesson. while intoxicated.)( welcome to drunk history ) ![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
