4 unfortunate souls

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[ a person with a nice neutral avi of his actual face and the self-explanatory username of Jamie Doh posts!! ]

Hello!

So,
I need a job!
(I know this isn't the best time or venue for something like this, and I'm very sorry; if I thought I had any other options, I'd take them.) (But if you do happen to know of other options I have, I'd be grateful to hear about them)

I need to be upfront that there are some pretty severe limitations on what I can actually do, which are not covered by the ADA and are the reason I wasn't able to continue in my last job...
Basically, I can't be seen, heard, or directly sensed in any way by regular people who aren't Retrospec users. So anything that's customer facing or that requires any contact beyond e-mail or something with, like... anyone... is not... super... possible? lol

But obviously there are still a lot of things I can do! And I'm not picky at all. If you want me to do something, and I'm capable of doing it, I will. With almost no exceptions. (That is, I don't really have any pride or dignity, but I do have some scruples. So any crimes you want me to commit will have to be victimless!) (In case any police officers are reading this, that part was a joke)

Qualifications

• Several years' experience as a barista
  • Tea brewing (taught by a true expert!)
  • Proficiency with latte art
• CPR and first aid certification
• Volunteer experience in a hospital setting
• Numerous vague memories of serving as a housekeeper, cook, and personal assistant in an alternate timeline
• Numerous memories of serving as a shinigami, field surgeon, and all-purpose drudge in a past lifetime

Education (currently on hold)

• On track to graduate cum laude with B.A. in sociology from Recollé University (11 credits short)
• Acceptance to Recollé University School of Medicine (deferred)

Special skills/abilities

• Healing magic
• Limited floating
• Phasing through solid objects
• Sword can perform exorcisms (?)

I'm open to full-time, part-time, temporary, one-time gigs... or honestly anything at all!

I look forward to hearing from you!
Thanks for your time.