Renegade Nightshades

[mincingminuet]

Penelope Raban shared a photo. 3/20 near Recolle University

Okay, has anyone ever seen anything like this before?

[ooc: image courtesy of Deviant Art]

Comments

[mincingminuet]

Totally!
Though, i don't think he's too tough. I mean he is just a tomato attached to a doll.

[commandertoolbelt]

yeah, but he's got those fangs
what if he bites you and you turn into some kind of were-tomato

[mincingminuet]

Then that's weird as all hell.
And I'm biting you next, my dude.

[commandertoolbelt]

what no way you can't make me join your pack of were-tomatoes
would it be called a pack
an heirloom?
whatever you'd have to catch me first

[mincingminuet]

I think a bunch of tomatoes is called a bushel.
So a bushel of were-tomatoes.

And if my dream is any indication, he moves fast.

[commandertoolbelt]

an heirloom of were-tomatoes sounds cooler
bushel just sounds like we all got shoved into a sack

guess that means i have to work on my cardio

That icon gets me every time Ray.

[mincingminuet]

It does.

That's rule number one of the were-tomato apocalypse preparedness treatise. Cardio.

[commandertoolbelt]

that settles it
a pack of were-tomatoes will henceforth be known as an heirloom, because we said so

new goal: make sure i can run faster than the other guy so he gets caught first

[mincingminuet]

That's right I guess. Just gotta be faster than the rest.
But this little goof was pretty fast from what I remember.

[commandertoolbelt]

how fast is fast exactly
like could it take the gold at the summer olympics or what

[mincingminuet]

Oh, fast enough to outrun me and a dog on foot at least.
I had to trap it.

[commandertoolbelt]

wow okay forget cardio
we can skip straight to hitching a ride on the first car we find

or idk can they climb? maybe we can just run up a tree like a cat

[mincingminuet]

I dunno. They don't have fingers. Or hands.
Maybe they climb with their teeth.

[commandertoolbelt]

just when i thought it couldn’t get any weirder you give me that mental image
thanks a lot

[mincingminuet]

Of course!
you're very welcome.

[commandertoolbelt]

why do i talk to you again

[mincingminuet]

Because I'm the most charming person you know?

Also, you like my videos and aren't an asshole?

[commandertoolbelt]

if that’s what you call charming then i must be a true gentleman, grease stains and all

but okay you win this round pen