PHOTO | He found the snitch??

[redarm]

Noah Robin Catbell shared a photo. 4/01 near The Towers

can anyone tell me what the duck this is??
it showed up in a package from retrospec.
i wasnt gonna open it but then it ducking CHEWED its way out of the package.
what the heck kind of animal is this??

[Uh yeah he hasn't noticed the parental filter yet, or the pun name.]

Comments

[appraiser]

i don't think that's a duck.....

[redarm]

what?
no shoot its not a duck.

[appraiser]

no, you asked what duck is it? that's not where my mind would go first in identifying the ... it doesn't look like an animal either

maybe
put it back in the package and return it

[redarm]

no i didnt
[a pause]
godangit. the apps changing the swear words.
duck.

and i cant
it ate the package.

[appraiser]

lol i think making the app child friendly is a step in the right direction

a plastic container might hold
unless it's an extreme omnivore
careful with your fingers

[redarm]

heck no its not.

gee thanks.
will retrospec even take it back?

[appraiser]

no idea
maybe it can eat through the office building door lol
have you been back there to see if there's anybody working?

[redarm]

not lately no.
im gonna find a box.
be right back.

[appraiser]

ok
come back safe
if you're not back in 10 minutes i'll come find you

[clear_eyes]

I have no idea what that could possibly be. Are those wings?

[redarm]

you dont even know where i live.

[Okay he's gone now. TIME PASSES...will he come back before ten minutes is up?? Was he eaten alive by this creature? STAY TUNE...]

[redarm]

yeah,
theyre wings.
its flying right now.

[appraiser]

Noah

[ ... ]

are you alive

[ ... ]

please respond

[ ... ]

should i call the police

[ ... ]

[parodeity]

wait it has teeth
are those four little blobby things teeth
????????????

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford some kind of machine maybe?
Cindy Clawford wait. this isn't my name.

1/2

[redarm]

no i dunno what those are.
the teeth are-
hold on i took a picture while it was ripping apart shoot.

[clear_eyes]

That makes no sense. How isn't it weighed down by its tail? Where is it's stomach? It look like it's all head!

[redarm]

Noah Robin Catbell shared a photo. 4/01 near The Towers

teeth.

[parodeity]

ok so
does it poop
it looked like its made of metal but ? if it has teeth and eats stuff

[redarm]

Noah Robin Catbell its not?
Noah Robin Catbell oh for duck sake
Noah Robin Catbell cat puns? ducking seriously?

[redarm]

i have no idea.
i havent gone near the thing since it ripped the package open.

[HIDING BEHIND THE COUCH RIGHT NOW]

[redarm]

[AT 11 MINUTES...]

im fine
its
nuzzling me???

[redarm]

i dunno!
i dont get it either!
but its definitely flying.

[appraiser]

oh good you're back, i was about to write up a missing persons list

nuzzling
with its teeth or what?

[parodeity]

whats it doing now
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