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[recollecters]

Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking aw c'mon not you too...I thought you'd be a little sympathetic to my plight foxy-roxy

[voideity]

Foxy Strider as a pro gamer w her own twitch channel w like ten followers
Foxy Strider i have no time for problemos of noobs birdboy

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking just for that I'm revoking my dinner offer
Steven Squawking ...I didn't know you had a twitch channel. I'm not surprised, but I didn't know
Steven Squawking and don't call me a noob, I know how to play well enough

[voideity]

Foxy Strider if i take back what i said will u take back your revocation :(
Foxy Strider i mean sometimes even i forget its there
Foxy Strider my apologies pacman adept squawking
Foxy Strider wait why is it squawking hawking is already a bird???

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking I'll think about it if you're free later this week or next
Steven Squawking anyway your guess is as good as mine. I think it's more of a rip on the physicist than an actual bird
Steven Squawking I mean my sister's bark2-d2 and Thalia's is named after a model