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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-04-01 08:59 pm

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notbunaga: (Default)

[personal profile] notbunaga 2017-04-05 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
i already told someone else id kill anyone who tried it
and i wouldnt want people thinking im a liar
korekara: (I don't wanna kill anybody I'm a pacifis)

[personal profile] korekara 2017-04-07 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
threats are uncool...
can't i even get one in
before the murder begins
notbunaga: (Default)

[personal profile] notbunaga 2017-04-08 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
maybe if you say it fast enough
but is it worth your life?
korekara: (PURRFURR)

[personal profile] korekara 2017-04-08 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm trying to decide if that's a risk i wanna take
how quick will my death be
notbunaga: (Default)

[personal profile] notbunaga 2017-04-09 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
what gave you the impression it'd be quick?
korekara: (You were #rekt)

[personal profile] korekara 2017-04-09 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)






Akinobu it is ma'am
so sorry ma'am
notbunaga: (Default)

[personal profile] notbunaga 2017-04-11 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
aki's just fine
ma'am makes me sound like an old woman or something
korekara: (I'd fuck Maki)

[personal profile] korekara 2017-04-11 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
aki aki akiiiii

[ she sounds so happy about it. chill, honoka. ]

ma'am is off the table then
promise
unless u get really scary again then it might go back to ma'am
notbunaga: (Default)

[personal profile] notbunaga 2017-04-16 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
fine, fine, i get it
ill knock it off

i dont care that much about the name anyway, it's just stupid
korekara: (At age 6 I was born without a face.)

[personal profile] korekara 2017-04-16 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
honestly ALL these names r stupid
honyaka is pretty good but thats just bc it's a real easy pun
clawsaka is kind of ??!?
IT'S RLY STRETCHING IT
and urs is just ridic
i dont even get the point of it in the first place tho but lol retrospec gonna retrospec
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[personal profile] notbunaga 2017-04-16 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
frankly, im a little torn
id say this was an april fools thing because they seem like the kind of people to do this intentionally
but on the other hand, they're incompetent enough that this could be a really oddly specific glitch

if you think about it, it's the perfect way to hide themselves
we dont know whether or not to under or over estimate them
korekara: (Fuck you you don't speak English)

[personal profile] korekara 2017-04-17 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
so basically: trust no one
tbh i hardly trust them anyway lol
its a little too weird they could get all our names and everything else and then the app just follows you around everywhere. no one else knows what the heck it is
its just a little too.... idk. its weird and i dont like it.


[ not that it's stopped Honoka using the damn thing but that shouldn't be a surprise to anyone ]

makes u wonder why they even bother having an office here in the city
has any1 ever actually met an employee there?
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[personal profile] notbunaga 2017-04-20 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
not to my knowledge
of everyone ive asked, they either went down, got locked in and then left without results
or, ime, had to solve some stupid puzzle to get in, found nothing, then got driven home by some stupid rocks

i was actually hoping someone might turn up once the pageant ended
but in the end it was a bust
korekara: (Ah man. I wanna fart.)

[personal profile] korekara 2017-04-20 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
lol right
considering they wanted it held
they kind of didn't do anything with it???
apart from get the ball rolling
i kind of wonder what the point was
apart from giving everyone weird HMs i guess
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[personal profile] notbunaga 2017-04-21 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
well if that was it, it was stupid
not all of us care enough to enter a pageant just for one of those memory things
i just entered someone else on my behalf, even
Edited 2017-04-21 18:12 (UTC)
korekara: (I would push my dick into a clown)

[personal profile] korekara 2017-04-23 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah honestly i think most of us just want to forget about the weird crazy biz going on around town
but anyway
who'd u enter :o
and how come u didn't do it urself
i did lol
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[personal profile] notbunaga 2017-04-23 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
anya
the cute russian girl
cant have missed her
the one who shouldve won but didnt


[Apparently her outrage at Anya's loss wasn't brought on by sleep deprivation, it just encouraged her to vocalise it.]

and i didnt enter because it isnt my thing
i dont like having all the attention on myself or having to try and win people over with a bunch of pageant charm talent nonsense
so i just picked the person i thought was mostly likely to win and who i could trust
that was her
korekara: (Ah man. I wanna fart.)

[personal profile] korekara 2017-04-30 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
omg you were the one who got anya to enter
on behalf of all of us: thank you tbh
i still can't believe she didn't win wtf she was robbed


[ Anya deserves the sun and the heavens, truly this is a tragedy ]

how did u talk her into entering tho
even shakespere was kind of a struggle
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[personal profile] notbunaga 2017-04-30 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
that's easy
getting anya to do things for herself is difficult
getting her to do things for anyone else

and i mean literally anyone else

that's easy
so, yknow
korekara: (I’m so tired I could fucking eat a gazel)

[personal profile] korekara 2017-05-04 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
lmao i can't argue that
if u asked anya to jump off a bridge she'd ask u what angle u wanted her to fall at

she did so good tho
she is A NATURAL on stage and doing idol stuff
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[personal profile] notbunaga 2017-05-05 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
yeah, she did. i was proud of her
she was really worried about her whole language thing but she didn't miss a beat
whatever reason she lost for had nothing to do with her, im sure
korekara: (DANK MEMES)

[personal profile] korekara 2017-05-06 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
someone got slid a 20 under the table. im positive.
u wouldn't look at anya on stage and then
pick??? someone else???
it makes no sense unless SOMEONE got some cash in hand to make it happen