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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-04-01 08:59 pm

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constellates: (★ i've got the savior)

[personal profile] constellates 2017-04-08 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Nyanya Vasiliev they are very sweet and i hope they are having fun here now that they moved
Nyanya Vasiliev some people are stubborn and it is hard to unlearn ? what you know i think
Nyanya Vasiliev so i will keep trying unless they hurt me because if i am hurt i know more people will be sad and i cannot do that to them
chiseler: (nothing more to say)

[personal profile] chiseler 2017-04-09 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Steven Squawking they seem to be doing okay. one of them works for me
Steven Squawking you mean that whole phrase about teaching old dogs new tricks. maybe that's true but I also don't think it's a great excuse
Steven Squawking it's like I said though, Anya. be careful not to get too hurt if you have to get hurt at all. promise me
constellates: (★ beyonce!)

[personal profile] constellates 2017-04-09 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Nyanya Vasiliev !! yu ? or souji ?
Nyanya Vasiliev ah that is why anya tries not to get hurt or else people like luke will worry
Nyanya Vasiliev ok i promise
Nyanya Vasiliev i do not like to get hurt either is is very lucky it does not happen
chiseler: (life's a gas and it's running out)

[personal profile] chiseler 2017-04-10 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Steven Squawking souji. I've met yu though
Steven Squawking I'm not that worried. I know you can take care of yourself but it's just a prewarning all right?
Steven Squawking but you're right. you're one of the lucky ones
constellates: (★ the loof is on fiyah)

[personal profile] constellates 2017-04-11 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Nyanya Vasiliev that is sweet i hope that they are good workers and happy there
Nyanya Vasiliev i will hope to keep being lucky but i promise i will take care of myself too
Nyanya Vasiliev thank you for caring luke
chiseler: (nice work you did)

[personal profile] chiseler 2017-04-12 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Steven Squawking souji does what I ask him and that's good enough for me. yu's...not employed by me but he seems happy enough
Steven Squawking don't say that, you're making it sound like I'm doing something good
constellates: (★ i got you not a friend)

[personal profile] constellates 2017-04-15 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Nyanya Vasiliev good ! i am glad that they are happy and cabin 11 can be their happy place too
Nyanya Vasiliev but luke is always doing good things
Nyanya Vasiliev sometimes hidden by teasing things
Nyanya Vasiliev but the truth is easy to see
chiseler: (ain't it beautiful? so unusual)

[personal profile] chiseler 2017-04-18 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Steven Squawking you're seriously determined to blow my rep around here aren't you?/font>
Steven Squawking even if you can see the truth, not everybody can. maybe we should keep that a secret between you and me
Steven Squawking and...anyone reading this
constellates: (★ are you my darling)

[personal profile] constellates 2017-04-19 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Nyanya Vasiliev a rep ? silly !
Nyanya Vasiliev but ok it will be a secret if you want
Nyanya Vasiliev a silly secret
chiseler: (I like how you work my name)

[personal profile] chiseler 2017-04-20 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Steven Squawking I'm leaving and pretending this conversation didn't happen
Steven Squawking but I'll see you later