[Wat. He holds up his hands in the universal symbol of dafuq looking around the bar for someone, anyone, to bring clarity to a world gone mad. Or more specifically answer the question why he's talking to Jack. But no such luck. Back to his phone it is.]

Not even going to address your failing eyesight. But you should get that checked at your next wellness visit. What do you want Jack? You have a selection of two hundred people to talk to on this app and yet you're knocking on my door. Actually scratch that. Don't want to know.

Exit's to the left, princess. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.