Uh Oh, Spaghetti-O's

[arahoushi]

Toshi Inoue shared a photo. 4/5 near Recolle

So Uh. These are new. and sharp. Dentist kinda freaked out but he also said they've got "really great enamel" so...i guess that's good?

Comments

[stopbleeding]

it'd be a cool nickname.

[arahoushi]

i like jaws better

[stopbleeding]

that's decent. get it on your nametag at work.

[arahoushi]

since when do you think i'm gonna wear a name tag

[stopbleeding]

figured chuuya'd make you do it. nag you into submission or something.

[arahoushi]

what

[stopbleeding]

what? with how much you two talk to each other you'd be the first one he'd nag.

[arahoushi]

talking to people kinda is part of the job

[stopbleeding]

he's the boss not a customer. don't give me that bullshit.

why are you acting like it's a problem anyway?

[arahoushi]

no prblem just weird phrasing man

[stopbleeding]

only if you read it weird. what's with you?

[arahoushi]

woke up looking like i ate a great white and kept its teeth

guess i'm a little mad about it

sorry man

[stopbleeding]

be pissy at your god not me.

don't think you NEED to be pissy about it in the first place. you look almost as cool as me now.

[arahoushi]

"almost" as cool as you?

shit, i've regressed a lot

[stopbleeding]

your time has come and gone old man. accept defeat with grace.

[arahoushi]

dude i'm not even 30 yet

[stopbleeding]

yeah a grandmother tried to use that line on me the other night.
not gonna happen.

[arahoushi]

why are you chasing after old women now

[stopbleeding]

wth? as if i'd be into that.
you remember don't you? she was covered in all those sagging tattoos. challenged me to a drinking contest?spent that whole time telling me her age for some reason. it kept getting lower.

[arahoushi]

she was so into you and the look on your face was hilarious

[stopbleeding]

what? you serious?

[arahoushi]

dude
You seriously didn't know?
i thought you were playing along with her

[stopbleeding]

she invited me to drink. why would i say no to that? she was buying.

[arahoushi]

there are only two reasons someone invites the bouncer to drink
They're underage
They're flirting

how do you not know this

[stopbleeding]

she was underage?!