5/4 (a little late, sorry!)

[doublesmall]

hey, extremely important question for all you science-minded folks on here.

from what I'm reading it's a pretty damn bad idea to make a pool out of most liquors but it seems like beer is probably fine, please confirm/deny

follow-up question: would other types be safe if you diluted them?

not positive I want to trust doctor google on this so all expert opinions are welcome. I know I'm not the only one who's wanted to do this shit, so help me make some dreams come true, here.

Comments

[sotenbori]

What did google say about champagne, though?

[now he's curious too??]

[thesettingsun]

I am not a science person but please, please live the dream.

[adoringpast]

You don't need anyone's opinion to know that this is a bad idea to begin with.

[parodeity]

this sounds like an absolutely terrible idea
report back with the results once you do it

[vendettastool]

Since there are products out there made from beer that's used to make your hair and skin clean, go on ahead, try it out.

Just don't forget your safety buddy because drowning is kinda painful.

[biellmann]

[ why are you all like this ]

You better not be doing what I think you're doing. Respectfully. Boss.

[sakeplz]

...it seems so mean to the alcohol to dilute it.

[esperimental]

That is a stupid dream.

[arahoushi]

is this really happening boss? are we really making this happen?

this is gonna be so great

[accordance]

Please do not do this.

You run a real risk of setting yourself on fire.

[true_noir]

You are thinking about swimming in alcohol? I suppose this is perhaps a colorful way to die and have your body be found. As others have said, though, I would not suggest this.

[stopbleeding]

this is theft.

[originallutece]

Science nothing; I should worry about health issues. Good god, who on earth wants to drink something they swim in?

That being said . . . I should think other types would be fine regardless of diluting, so long as a person made sure they didn't swallow any. You can drink at this size; it just needs to be a drop or two, that's all.

[rednerd]

Let's just say, scientifically, it'd suck.
Alcohol has a lighter density than water, so you wouldn't be able to float even holding your breath.
The next day, the papers would read ALCOHOLIC DROWNS IN POOL OF ALCOHOL TO NO SURPRISE.
Also, the fumes from the fermentation would choke you, and then you'd get inhalation issues.

We'll just agree not to discuss what the alcohol would do to the thinner membranes of skin on your body. Like the groin and the anus. The rest of your skin would start drying out, like you got dunked in a giant astringent bottle.

Overall, 0/10 would not recommend.
But please record your experiment, though, for future study.

[wordcarvings]

[ God what are you doing? ]

Chuuya, be careful.