backdated to like 5/2, before everyone was tiny

[frostythehitman]

James Barnes shared a photo. 5/2 near Fort McCoy

A Lyrical Assassination's debut album.

5/19, 7pm at Cabin Eleven. I'm playing a show to promo my first album, all the songs I play will be on there.

If you want a preview of one of the songs off the album, my soundcloud is here. See you there.

[ The soundcloud has one song up currently, titled "...And Nobody Understands", which sounds a lot like a non-copyright-infringing version of this. The image/info above has also been printed onto flyers that have been posted around town--especially at Recolle High. Recolle High has at least one of these on most walls in the school. You have probably had one blown right into your face by the wind.

Comments

[vendettastool]

Is it close to Dir en Gray?

I wear tight pink pants so I think that trumps the black lipstick thing. In fact, I have several items of clothing that are either pink or bright green. Black is just for people that think they are edgy.

[frostythehitman]

Sure, close enough.

Or people who are edgy. People who wear pink and green can still be edgy. But if you're so sure you're not, I'll just have to take your word for it.

[vendettastool]

Sorry, most of my family wears black and I know about three older aunts that enjoy black lipstick when they are on a power trip during their yearly A&Q sessions. I wouldn't call them edgy for any of it, only business chic.

[frostythehitman]

If that's business chic, then I'm going back to Korea to become a businessman.

[vendettastool]

Why go to Korea when you can start at my office and work your way to that level?

[frostythehitman]

Because then you'd be my boss, and I'm not about to deal with that.

[vendettastool]

What? You think that you can find a better boss?

[frostythehitman]

No, because you seem like a half-decent guy, and I'd hate to have to rage against your machine.

[vendettastool]

That won't be a problem. I mean I have one tech guy that camped out in the one bathroom for three weeks lobbing water balloons at anyone that came near the door, another tech decided to turn his office space into a pillow fort topped by those weird inflatable palm trees and singing coconuts dressed like pirates, and I think the one secretary decided she was a born-again hippie and decided that bathing, combing her hair and eating anything she didn't kill was against her religion.

Course, that was crunch month and we all get a little crazy. You'd probably fit right on in.

[frostythehitman]

Jesus Christ. What the hell did you do to them??

[vendettastool]

Me? Nothing.

We just had a deadline and a server crash had lost us 20% of a code render that the game just would not run without. So we went on lockdown mode. I heard that HQ had it worse tbh.

[frostythehitman]

What, did HQ burn itself down?

[vendettastool]

No but I heard the National Guards had gotten involved and someone had to be unglued from the ceiling.

We're mainly coders. Higher up you go, the less crazy you get but those of us hands on tend to be a little unhinged at the best of times.

[frostythehitman]

Then maybe I don't need to do anything and all you coders will dismantle everything for me.

[vendettastool]

Dismantle the world through the art of making the wrong keystroke in a game mod? Sure, can do.

Anything else you want by dinner time?

[frostythehitman]

No, just dismantle your company's corporate structure. You can leave the rest of the world as it is.

[vendettastool]

No thank you. I'm too attached to the money I get for making things run smoothly to want to do that.

[frostythehitman]

See? And that's why I can't get a job at your company, I have to do it at some other one.

[vendettastool]

You're no fun at all. I was hoping that you would take up arms against the cooperate giant and attempt to sabotage us under our noses.

[frostythehitman]

Yeah but I'd hate to do that to your own company. I want to take down The Man, not some guy who's pretty decent even if his taste in music is kinda lacking.

[vendettastool]

I could send you over to a rival's office where you can do your work. Just warn me so I can get the chixba ready for watching the show.

[frostythehitman]

See? Now that's the kind of thing I'm looking for. If you ever need someone to take down your business rivals or whatever, just let me know and I'll show up with my guitar and an amp that dials up to 12.

[vendettastool]

Just don't get yourself arrested by the police. I'd hate to have to break you out when I should be at a nightclub having fun.

[frostythehitman]

I'll make sure to have a fall guy. The last thing I want is to get caught by the cops. You're only as good as your escape.

[vendettastool]

Perfect. I'll make a list and send it your way.