serious inquiries only

[sotenbori]

Hey if you've got kids, or you are a kid, or you just really like dolls, I've got a ton of doll furniture that needs a good home. It's lightly used but I really don't think dolls care about that stuff. They make this crap way better than they did back in my day.

Comments

[originallutece]

Does your sudden acquisition of all these doll-related things have anything to do with our recent state of being?

[sotenbori]

Nah, it's 'cause I've got a fetish for dolls









Yes, obviously it's because we were all tiny.

[originallutece]

I've heard stranger things than that, Mr. Majima, believe me. Though I'm a bit jealous; that's quite a good idea. Did you obtain clothes as well?

[sotenbori]

Doll clothes don't fit on people but Tuuri and me made some pretty cutie outfits on our own.

[much to his tailor's sincere chagrin]

[originallutece]

I'm impressed. And here I made do with wearing a dress and washing in a water bottle for five days. Remind me to seek you out the next time some nonsense like this occurs.

[sotenbori]

I'm lucky to have such a good team
Putting our heads together solved a lot of problems

[originallutece]

. . . this isn't the team that tried to make a beer swimming pool, is it?

[sotenbori]

Nah that's Chuuya, he runs the Inkwell

[originallutece]

Thank god. I'm still amazed that didn't lead to any fatalities.

[sotenbori]

I read one horrifying description of what might happen in response to that post
I wish I could unknow those things

[originallutece]

[WELL NOW SHE HAS TO GO AND LOOK, and what a delightful answer, she grins as she reads it.]

Be grateful: science prevailed and saved the day. Think about how awful it would be to discover that the hard way.

[sotenbori]

I don't want to think about that

[originallutece]

Too late, isn't it? Let that be a lesson in always checking in before doing stupid things.

[sotenbori]

I think it's a lesson in things we should just fucking never talk about again

[originallutece]

Oh, do we have a list now? What else had made it?

[sotenbori]

If we're making a list, that's the first thing
Congratulations to alcohol in unmentionable places for being the first thing on the We Don't Talk About This list

[originallutece]

I should call that "what alcohol does to unmentionable places", but it's your list, not mine.

[sotenbori]

no, see, you're still talking about it
you're breaking the first rule

[originallutece]

Nonsense. The rules aren't set in place until we finish the list.

[sotenbori]

Well add something to it then

[originallutece]

The fact we were all five inches tall for nearly a week.

[sotenbori]

Its too late for that - that's the entire point of this post

[originallutece]

Nonsense. I for one am fully planning on forgetting any of this ever happened. Besides, you hardly specified why you were selling the doll furniture in the initial post.

[sotenbori]

Guess you got me there.

But your classes were fucking wild, Professor. How did science attempt to explain all of that shit?

[originallutece]

By being irritated at the sheer inexplicability of it. It shouldn't have happened at all, and though I've got plenty of cell samples, I can't yet explain how it happened.