serious inquiries only

[sotenbori]

Hey if you've got kids, or you are a kid, or you just really like dolls, I've got a ton of doll furniture that needs a good home. It's lightly used but I really don't think dolls care about that stuff. They make this crap way better than they did back in my day.

Comments

[sotenbori]

I'm lucky to have such a good team
Putting our heads together solved a lot of problems

[originallutece]

. . . this isn't the team that tried to make a beer swimming pool, is it?

[sotenbori]

Nah that's Chuuya, he runs the Inkwell

[originallutece]

Thank god. I'm still amazed that didn't lead to any fatalities.

[sotenbori]

I read one horrifying description of what might happen in response to that post
I wish I could unknow those things

[originallutece]

[WELL NOW SHE HAS TO GO AND LOOK, and what a delightful answer, she grins as she reads it.]

Be grateful: science prevailed and saved the day. Think about how awful it would be to discover that the hard way.

[sotenbori]

I don't want to think about that

[originallutece]

Too late, isn't it? Let that be a lesson in always checking in before doing stupid things.

[sotenbori]

I think it's a lesson in things we should just fucking never talk about again

[originallutece]

Oh, do we have a list now? What else had made it?

[sotenbori]

If we're making a list, that's the first thing
Congratulations to alcohol in unmentionable places for being the first thing on the We Don't Talk About This list

[originallutece]

I should call that "what alcohol does to unmentionable places", but it's your list, not mine.

[sotenbori]

no, see, you're still talking about it
you're breaking the first rule

[originallutece]

Nonsense. The rules aren't set in place until we finish the list.

[sotenbori]

Well add something to it then

[originallutece]

The fact we were all five inches tall for nearly a week.

[sotenbori]

Its too late for that - that's the entire point of this post

[originallutece]

Nonsense. I for one am fully planning on forgetting any of this ever happened. Besides, you hardly specified why you were selling the doll furniture in the initial post.

[sotenbori]

Guess you got me there.

But your classes were fucking wild, Professor. How did science attempt to explain all of that shit?

[originallutece]

By being irritated at the sheer inexplicability of it. It shouldn't have happened at all, and though I've got plenty of cell samples, I can't yet explain how it happened.

[sotenbori]

Well if that's not a great indication that everything's fucked

[originallutece]

To say the least. I'd feel better if there was at least some scientific basis in all of them, but there's nothing.

[sotenbori]

There's gotta be
We probably just don't have a way to describe it yet
Like
People used to think the world was flat, right? Science thought that.

[originallutece]

Yes, but I'm not some ordinary scientist. I ought to be able to at least begin to understand things by now.

[sotenbori]

What do you mean?