serious inquiries only

[sotenbori]

Hey if you've got kids, or you are a kid, or you just really like dolls, I've got a ton of doll furniture that needs a good home. It's lightly used but I really don't think dolls care about that stuff. They make this crap way better than they did back in my day.

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[roseblooms]

...Well now I'm desperate to know where you got the doll furniture from to begin with. A toy store? A miniatures shop?

[sotenbori]

Toy store - there's one that's got a little bit of everything here in town.
If you need some dolls, Fawkes, they'll hook you up.

[roseblooms]

I honestly can't think of a single use I might have for dolls. Did you have the furniture before you found yourself five inches tall, or did you acquire it afterward?

[sotenbori]

Had to acquire it
It was a trip

[roseblooms]

What did you use to haul it?

[sotenbori]

Wagon and RC car.

[roseblooms]

...That sounds AMAZING

the RC car is a stroke of genius

[sotenbori]

haha that was all Tuuri. She was super proud of it, too

How did you get around??

[roseblooms]

Very carefully. :/

I never would've imagined a penchant for parkour would come in so handy, and yet.

[sotenbori]

whoa fawkes you parkour'd around town???
thats fucking badass

[roseblooms]

I wouldn't say it was ALL over town. Mostly it was just to get access to normal-sized things that suddenly weren't.

Riding the bus at that size isn't an experience I'd soon care to repeat.

[sotenbori]

You don't gotta diminish it! That's really rad!
Can you teach me?

The buses looked terrifying though.

[roseblooms]

Rest assured they were as terrifying as they looked.

I realize this is going to sound like a dodge of your question, but it really isn't — answer for me first, what does your daily exercise regimen look like, and are you only interested in it for the cool tricks and gravity-defying maneuvers, or because you genuinely think you'd enjoy the process of getting from one place to another regardless of what stands in your way?

I have to ask both because you run a serious risk of getting hurt otherwise.

[sotenbori]

Fawkes I literally cage fight for fun you're not going to fucking break me

I beat up a squirrel the size of a goddamn bear

[roseblooms]

I HAVE TO ASK. Safety first!

I'm fairly certain that cage fighting a bear-sized squirrel uses different muscle groups than sticking a sixteen-foot long jump anyway.

[sotenbori]

No those were two separate thoughts
The squirrel thing was in the woods
While we were tiny

The point is:
I want to learn

[roseblooms]

Then sure, I'll teach you.

...Did you ever hear about the time I was running late to class so I climbed the building wall and went in the window instead of bothering with the stairs or the elevator?

[sotenbori]

What the hell
Why have you been keeping this a secret from me
I want to know this yesterday

[roseblooms]

That's essentially the entire story anyway. I was running late and was probably still half-asleep enough to make it seem like a good idea.

Incidentally, it was a great idea, but I'm usually not late enough on normal occasions to justify it. :)

[sotenbori]

Why would you go to anywhere normally if that was an option???

[roseblooms]

Other people tend to frown on people randomly climbing the walls of buildings, believe it or not.

Something about being a safety risk.

[sotenbori]

Safety risks are for nerds

[roseblooms]

And I suppose there is always that age-old wisdom, "it's only illegal if you get caught".

[sotenbori]

Parkour ain't illegal

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