serious inquiries only

[sotenbori]

Hey if you've got kids, or you are a kid, or you just really like dolls, I've got a ton of doll furniture that needs a good home. It's lightly used but I really don't think dolls care about that stuff. They make this crap way better than they did back in my day.

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[roseblooms]

I HAVE TO ASK. Safety first!

I'm fairly certain that cage fighting a bear-sized squirrel uses different muscle groups than sticking a sixteen-foot long jump anyway.

[sotenbori]

No those were two separate thoughts
The squirrel thing was in the woods
While we were tiny

The point is:
I want to learn

[roseblooms]

Then sure, I'll teach you.

...Did you ever hear about the time I was running late to class so I climbed the building wall and went in the window instead of bothering with the stairs or the elevator?

[sotenbori]

What the hell
Why have you been keeping this a secret from me
I want to know this yesterday

[roseblooms]

That's essentially the entire story anyway. I was running late and was probably still half-asleep enough to make it seem like a good idea.

Incidentally, it was a great idea, but I'm usually not late enough on normal occasions to justify it. :)

[sotenbori]

Why would you go to anywhere normally if that was an option???

[roseblooms]

Other people tend to frown on people randomly climbing the walls of buildings, believe it or not.

Something about being a safety risk.

[sotenbori]

Safety risks are for nerds

[roseblooms]

And I suppose there is always that age-old wisdom, "it's only illegal if you get caught".

[sotenbori]

Parkour ain't illegal

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