smirnoff and coors what kind of heathen am i talking to
anyway close but no cigar believe it or not that punch actually held some magical secrets
my friend got some crazy memories that he was a vampire overlord and even grew out the fangs another person's a dragon tamer or smiter or some shit and found a sword laying around with her name on it after a sip
And, remind me again, which one of them found out they were the Easter Bunny and destined to save Christmas?
Please, I wouldn't trust a bunch of high schoolers at prom with a plastic blow up doll. Much less fangs and a magic sword. It'd be all over the news. But I like the creativity. You keep working on that storytelling.
Could take you places some day.
[Under asshole on Urban Dictionary is a link to a picture of Tony Carter. Probably.]
you know i heard that creative writing is an occupation dominated by assholes with repression issues so bad that there's no outlet besides shoving all their demons onto paper which is my way of saying i guess i'll never live up to your standard mr. carter ♥ but thanks for believing in me
and you haven't thrown out your hip yet?? that does deserve an award why the fuck are you not our poet laureate oh the things you could pen about cocaine back before it was fashionable
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anyway close but no cigar
believe it or not that punch actually held some magical secrets
my friend got some crazy memories that he was a vampire overlord and even grew out the fangs
another person's a dragon tamer or smiter or some shit and found a sword laying around with her name on it after a sip
[so about half of this is true]
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Please, I wouldn't trust a bunch of high schoolers at prom with a plastic blow up doll. Much less fangs and a magic sword. It'd be all over the news. But I like the creativity. You keep working on that storytelling.
Could take you places some day.
[Under asshole on Urban Dictionary is a link to a picture of Tony Carter. Probably.]
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which is my way of saying
i guess i'll never live up to your standard mr. carter ♥
but thanks for believing in me
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I also engage in copious amounts of drinking and partying. Don't limit me here, shortstop.
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that does deserve an award
why the fuck are you not our poet laureate
oh the things you could pen about cocaine back before it was fashionable