that's sweet of you. let me know if you figure it out, I'll do what I can to make it worth your while.
and they really do. blessing and a curse, honestly. makes business easier if you can actually listen to people's weird issues, but awkward as hell when your ex shows up.
Don't have any of those. Stalkers though, have those in bulk. Kind of weird I haven't seen any of the usual offenders around, in fact. Maybe Jim and Janet are actually vetting people.
So are you telling me you have Retrospeccer nights? You know, like Ladies' Night except for people suffering from delusions and identity crisises.
well getting stuck on my own ceiling sure felt dramatic at the time
did anyone tell you it's not just the hallucinations that can happen to you? because I definitely can stand on ceilings, walk on walls, etc. think arachnoman but without the gross spider thing.
pretty great, not gonna lie, but still extremely weird.
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Jfc sorry this took me so long
They really do have everyone on here, don't they. Expecting to run into my dogwalker. Which would be impressive considering I don't have a dog.
it's all good!!
and they really do. blessing and a curse, honestly. makes business easier if you can actually listen to people's weird issues, but awkward as hell when your ex shows up.
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So are you telling me you have Retrospeccer nights? You know, like Ladies' Night except for people suffering from delusions and identity crisises.
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and we don't yet but shit, that's not a bad idea. maybe I oughta start scheduling one or two of those, see how it goes over.
might be convinced to comp you a few if you come, seeing as you mentioned it.
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Now that we have all the important conversation out of the way. Have to ask: what does your mild-mannered barkeep hallucinate for an alternate life.
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in all seriousness: nothing too special on the hallucination front, I've barely got anything besides
oh shit
you weren't on here when the gravity thing happened, were you
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did anyone tell you it's not just the hallucinations that can happen to you? because I definitely can stand on ceilings, walk on walls, etc. think arachnoman but without the gross spider thing.
pretty great, not gonna lie, but still extremely weird.