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souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta ([personal profile] tarotcards) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-02-07 12:28 am

video ♞ blind dates

[ In the midst of all the text entries in the network, there is surprisingly a video entry posted in Retrospec this afternoon. When clicking on it, a pair of identical twins ([personal profile] tarotcards and [personal profile] covenantal will appear on screen. ]

Hello, Recollé.

In light of Valentine’s Day quickly approaching, we’ve figured that we should host an event.

After all, it’s not Valentine’s Day without dates and unexpected confessions.

[ He says, copying almost word-by-word what a certain uncle said (asides from the 'awkward dates' part because look, he doesn't want to deter anyone from signing up). ]

Or without Cupid helping out. Which is, of course, what we’re here to do.

[ A pause as the two twins look at each other. ]

...Cupids? Or is it just Cupid?

[ A thoughtful pause, and: ]

Cupids.

[ And a nod from the other. They then both face the camera once again. ]

As we're such good and kind Cupids, we have decided to help everyone find their one true love. Therefore, we will be hosting a blind dating event, where no one will be alone for Valentine's Day this year.

Just text us your details and we’ll help set you up with the date of your dreams. Or, you can always give us a friend’s details, too.

[ Said completely deadpan. … is … he serious? Is he joking?? It is impossible to tell. ]

We’ll randomize everyone’s information to find them a date, and let you know on the 13th.

Then on the 14th, you can experience the date of your life. We won't just leave you completely hanging, though. We'll have our own little Cupids booth in the city to guide any unsure or confused little lovers.

[ Then, in unison, the twins both bow their heads and say: ]

We hope you enjoy the event.

[ A few minutes after the broadcast, a little extra text is attached: ]

Which outfit is better? Something more traditional or risque?

It’s important, so please be honest.


( ooc: Souji’s dialogue is in dark blue and Yu’s is in gray. The blind date event details are over here! OOC sign-ups are mandatory to participate, even if there’s an IC sign up here. The deadline is on Feb. 10 at 11:59PM EST so please get your comment in before then. Please reply to this entry as text-only, please! Also, Souji’s player ([personal profile] tarotcards) will reply to all tags tomorrow so apologizes for the delay! Feel free to ask Ichi (Souji) or Pip (Yu) if you have any questions over here!)
darkinferno: (★ being worshiped is a breeze)

[personal profile] darkinferno 2017-02-24 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
the pay is nice

benefits could be better but on the other hand there's a special pleasure to be had watching someone realize they've been betrayed by their own mind


[HE MEANS.................

point :( ]
darkinferno: (★ straight through hell with a smile)

[personal profile] darkinferno 2017-03-03 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
at the moment i'm too busy to train anyone for the grueling pinpoint accuracy the role requires

i might consider an unpaid internship though. valuable experience in the expectations industry


[look he was just fostering growth in everyone around him!!!! just like a good manager should!]
darkinferno: (★ being worshiped is a breeze)

[personal profile] darkinferno 2017-03-07 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
great, the position's yours

lesson 1: learning how to set up and utilize the moment
darkinferno: (★ straight through hell with a smile)

[personal profile] darkinferno 2017-03-11 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Goddammit Souji you made him burst out laughing in the middle of hanging out with a bunch of ~too edgy~ kids

But oh man, that was good. Thanks for that laugh, Souji!]