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souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta ([personal profile] tarotcards) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-02-07 12:28 am

video ♞ blind dates

[ In the midst of all the text entries in the network, there is surprisingly a video entry posted in Retrospec this afternoon. When clicking on it, a pair of identical twins ([personal profile] tarotcards and [personal profile] covenantal will appear on screen. ]

Hello, Recollé.

In light of Valentine’s Day quickly approaching, we’ve figured that we should host an event.

After all, it’s not Valentine’s Day without dates and unexpected confessions.

[ He says, copying almost word-by-word what a certain uncle said (asides from the 'awkward dates' part because look, he doesn't want to deter anyone from signing up). ]

Or without Cupid helping out. Which is, of course, what we’re here to do.

[ A pause as the two twins look at each other. ]

...Cupids? Or is it just Cupid?

[ A thoughtful pause, and: ]

Cupids.

[ And a nod from the other. They then both face the camera once again. ]

As we're such good and kind Cupids, we have decided to help everyone find their one true love. Therefore, we will be hosting a blind dating event, where no one will be alone for Valentine's Day this year.

Just text us your details and we’ll help set you up with the date of your dreams. Or, you can always give us a friend’s details, too.

[ Said completely deadpan. … is … he serious? Is he joking?? It is impossible to tell. ]

We’ll randomize everyone’s information to find them a date, and let you know on the 13th.

Then on the 14th, you can experience the date of your life. We won't just leave you completely hanging, though. We'll have our own little Cupids booth in the city to guide any unsure or confused little lovers.

[ Then, in unison, the twins both bow their heads and say: ]

We hope you enjoy the event.

[ A few minutes after the broadcast, a little extra text is attached: ]

Which outfit is better? Something more traditional or risque?

It’s important, so please be honest.


( ooc: Souji’s dialogue is in dark blue and Yu’s is in gray. The blind date event details are over here! OOC sign-ups are mandatory to participate, even if there’s an IC sign up here. The deadline is on Feb. 10 at 11:59PM EST so please get your comment in before then. Please reply to this entry as text-only, please! Also, Souji’s player ([personal profile] tarotcards) will reply to all tags tomorrow so apologizes for the delay! Feel free to ask Ichi (Souji) or Pip (Yu) if you have any questions over here!)
youraffection: (big bucks payment)

[personal profile] youraffection 2017-02-07 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
i was going 2 say this is a great idea
but then i saw those costumes
youre not serious about that part right?
covenantal: (o33.)

[personal profile] covenantal 2017-02-07 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Why wouldn't we be serious? As we said, it's an important decision.
youraffection: (pic#10015990)

[personal profile] youraffection 2017-02-07 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
ok first of all
ur gonna freeze its gonna be the middle of feb
2nd theyre both terrifying
thats like antiromantic
covenantal: (160.)

[personal profile] covenantal 2017-02-07 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
You underestimate our determination. Besides, they're very romantic. Maybe you need your eyes checked?
youraffection: (pic#10142344)

[personal profile] youraffection 2017-02-07 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
dude
no
ok so u seem like a decent guy
i cant let you do this 2 yourself
romance is overpriced dinners and flowers and being able to pay for someone you think is pretty awesome
it is not bad wigs and weird fake fabric nips
it just isnt
covenantal: (o10.)

[personal profile] covenantal 2017-02-07 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
I thought romance was sharing something special with someone you care about.






[ is being dressed as cupid not special for all their lucky participants? ]
youraffection: (pic#10142349)

[personal profile] youraffection 2017-02-07 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
and if you really care about someone?
ur not gonna wear that
covenantal: (103.)

[personal profile] covenantal 2017-02-07 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
What would you suggest Cupid wears, then?
youraffection: (game006)

1/2

[personal profile] youraffection 2017-02-07 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
tbh almost an
youraffection: (game011)

[personal profile] youraffection 2017-02-07 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
wait
scratch that
ive got that sinking feeling ur gonna take me literally
whats wrong with a clean pair of pants and a nice shirt? or do you wanna be fancy?
twelfthspark: ([:\] rolling back your eyes)

[personal profile] twelfthspark 2017-02-07 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Please, for everyone's sake, go with the traditional one.

[Pretend she sent her entry to one of their individual inboxes shortly before this. It's a blind date, her participation doesn't need to be public!]
hjack69: (Default)

[personal profile] hjack69 2017-02-07 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
ehhhhh what the hell im in
also christ kid when did you duplicate
not sure theres enough unicorn meat in the city for two of you
voideity: (roxy043_appl-juice42)

[personal profile] voideity 2017-02-07 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
lmao what a cute idea i love it
also as much as i love risque everythong
(thats a typo but im leavin it lmao)
gotta say traditional on this one
megabond: (WTF/Confused)

[personal profile] megabond 2017-02-07 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
For your sake, I would prefer you just go with the traditional outfit. It might not traumatize some of the young ones who might pass by.
covenantal: (o73.)

[personal profile] covenantal 2017-02-07 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yu is my brother. We're twins. Didn't I say?
covenantal: (139.)

[personal profile] covenantal 2017-02-07 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
I have to say, I'm sort of surprised. I thought most people would jump in the chance to put us in something ridiculous. (Yes, Souji, it's ridiculous.) Or just make us freeze.
hjack69: (Default)

[personal profile] hjack69 2017-02-07 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
ngl i mostly wanted to get in a unicorn meat joke
ask your bro hell know what im talking about
quaria: my scans. (so i wait for your love)

[personal profile] quaria 2017-02-07 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
Is this how Valentine's Day is celebrated now?

[ It doesn't show on text, but Setsuna's kind of horrified. He wonders if this is some kind of silly internet challenge... Those have been popular lately. ]
covenantal: (oo2.)

[personal profile] covenantal 2017-02-07 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'm wondering if I want to know.
covenantal: (209.)

[personal profile] covenantal 2017-02-07 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
Cupid wouldn't just wear nice pants and a shirt. I don't think you're trying very hard.
hjack69: (pic#10540123)

WHOOPS

[personal profile] hjack69 2017-02-07 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
just tell him to stop eating weird shit ok
those canned whole chickens were salmonella city
covenantal: art by <user name=tpccw site=tumblr.com> (268.)

LAUGHS NO I AM SORRY

[personal profile] covenantal 2017-02-07 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ ............. ]

I need you to help me find pickle pudding.

[ what ]
hjack69: (pic#10980183)

JUST PRETEND HE MADE A JAB AT THEIR IDENTICALNESS

[personal profile] hjack69 2017-02-07 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ wat ]

wat
covenantal: (o21.)

HONESTLY I LOOK FORWARD TO MANY MORE

[personal profile] covenantal 2017-02-07 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
I can't let him win.
hjack69: (pic#11021641)

"so which one of you is the real one and which one is the weird copy" also 1/2

[personal profile] hjack69 2017-02-07 07:46 am (UTC)(link)

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