Polling the Masses?

[true_noir]

Chloe Bouchard 6/1/2017 near Tisse

Did anyone else receive a strange survey from Retrospec today, asking what we would most like to have brought back? I am being absolutely serious. I just received one from that morceau de merde, Jim. I cannot even begin to decide what to think about this. Are they polling us now? As if we have any say in the matter?

Comments

[frostythehitman]

Jim sent you a survey? I haven't heard of anyone else getting one. I definitely didn't.

What does he even mean, "brought back"? From where? It's not like we've seen any of the crap they've sent us so far.

[true_noir]

Only one other got one. It seems to be very random. And, as to 'from where,' God only knows. It could be completely full of bullshit, after all.

[frostythehitman]

Only two people...out of how many of us? That makes no sense.

Why would they bother sending out a survey at all if it's totally BS, though? I know Retrospec is already full of it to start with, but that just means they can't pull off more BS than they already are--they're gonna reach bullshit critical mass soon enough.

[true_noir]

Does anything Jim does actually make sense? The second question is fairly easy though. He likes to troll us. It's just another way to do that, and I am definitely sure he does not care about reaching a breaking point.

[frostythehitman]

I mean sure I guess, but that's so lazy.

"Oooh, maybe he's doing anything and everything to screw with us, because he's a wildcard who gets off to it!" There's gotta be something else at play, because I'm sick of lying down and taking "lol he's just crazy i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" as an answer.

[true_noir]

Honestly? there might be, but I doubt that Jim himself is behind it. If anything, Janet comes to mind. The little troll they have talking to us isn't likely to be the one behind grand plans.

[frostythehitman]

So what you're saying is, we kidnap Jim and hold him ransom for Janet.

[true_noir]

I think the other way around 'might' be more effective at getting a reaction from the party we don't kidnap, but I think Janet is far more likely to get something done.

Six of one, half dozen of another, but I like this plan more?

[frostythehitman]

Well, now that it's on the network, we're not gonna be able to use it anyway. They'd see it coming a mile away.

Back to the drawing board, boys.

[true_noir]

True, but let's be honest with ourselves. This was a longshot at best anyway. There will be better ideas in time.

[frostythehitman]

Maybe next time we won't blurt out the best ideas right where they can see it, either.

We need an off-Retrospec place to gather ideas.

[true_noir]

Heh, I would like to think I never just blurt out my best ideas, unless they deal with romance. But, let us take our own advice on the matter and speak another time. You know, off network.

[frostythehitman]

Are you saying you've got other ideas already?

[true_noir]

Please. I always have ideas. I'm an idea girl.

[frostythehitman]

We'll see how many of them are actually worth anything.

[true_noir]

Now, that is far more the question I think. Ah, but only time will tell in that case.