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[recollecters]

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Comments

[notyourutopian]

So how come she's at the shelter anyway?

[notyourutopian]

It makes sense.

The problem is it makes exactly as much sense as my 'she isn't real and Jim's roleplaying' theory.

Because we don't actually know anything.
Except their names and that's hardly useful

[complementing]

yes

he also qualifies as the token asshole anon on the internet too

[complementing]

[Better not mention that she's taking psychology classes to pair with her criminology major, then.]

I'll go look it up later!

but yeah I think you're right, it's definitely that

only now we're back at the why ε- (￣､￣)

I wonder if it's some kind of test

[complementing]

no you're right about that

but she's also wordier in general

which I think we should take as a chance to dissect what we can read in between the lines

maybe we'll be able to figure something out next month when they send another message

[complementing]

yes that's right, it's pretty much accessible no matter where you go

it's a bad bad bad habit but yes, for mostly worse, Retrospec is more reliable than our normal phones...

right again, me and my friend lead two teams into the woods to find out what we could, since the voices were gone by then. Did you have any questions about it?

[potentite]

Exactly! We need not slap them willynilly on a simple sash.
They could be fun to decorate a jacket with.
Also excellent for identifying each other among the sea of lucky assholes who dont deal with this.

[potentite]

Truthfully i do love the chocobos! I rode one once. It was lovely.
And their sounds are so cute? The little kwehs and warks.
But i do hope dogs and cats arent affected.
Unfortunately changes seem rather unpredictable. Has anyone mentioned when we all uh. Shrunk?

[potentite]

Oh! Ive always loved that trope.
Its such a neat idea... And often leads to rather intimate or dramatic moments revealing a true name.
But yes i hope no one is too put out by this application blaring their names.
I personally dont care myself. I do wish it was a bit easier to personalize?
Im using it so much these days but its not the most attractive interface.

[potentite]

As much of a lunkhead as he was i didnt want him to sleep with the fishes.
Or to have his memory erased by men in black.
Its even more suspicious when they dont seem to be allowed to communicate with us outside of the initial bulletins...
While i may not trust them i do wonder how much their own arms are being twisted in this situation.

[potentite]

Is that some reference youre making or being agreeable.
I sense something here.

[toobigtohandle]

A friend has mentioned those to me before. I believe him but I don't understand how that works

[complementing]

probably not, huh

still, they don't NEED to send these posts to us, don't you think?

[complementing]

I looooove karaoke (´▽`ʃƪ) I'm really hoping I can get enough interest for it to make it an event eventually

dance lessons are a new suggestion, though! How hard would salsa be for beginners to learn?

[toobigtohandle]

That has to be illegal. What of people who need to protect their locations?

[complementing]

if you have a video, I could link it!

YAY okay so you can go to the info page I linked or email me to send me your contact details

it's as simple as that, really! There's no obligation to go to all of them, of course, and I email everyone at the beginning of the month about fees for the event, so you can make your decision long before the event date and tell me if you'll be attending or not

oh, though suggestions are always welcome! It's a good way to tell what kind of events everyone is interested in

[crushcard]

... ha.

I'm going to have to agree with you on that. If they break the rules, no holds barred beatdown, right?

[ ........ oh no who let them get along this is going to be terrible ]

[complementing]

oh no, that's like the opposite of what we'd like ahaha

I know most of the members personally and I can say without a doubt that they're all wonderful ladies

[complementing]

I'll ask them and see if they'd like to be photographed!

but it WOULD be nice to have professional pictures

I could post them on Facebook and we could have an official page!

[complementing]

yeah...

one of my best friends is the same, except he's still in the city

I still see him every other day and talk with him, and objectively speaking the things we do together are still the same as from before Retrospec

but I feel like I'm constantly holding back

[complementing]

thanks May! I'll add your info to the directory soon!

[digthefuzz]

wait caelum
is he related to caelum security??
awesome, dude!
i'll keep my eyes peeled for him

[digthefuzz]

yikes
dunno too much about the guy
he's kinda obnoxious and proposed to janet on the network
that's pretty much all i know about the guy
oh and his lat name is halloway
so i don't think we heard the last of him

[digthefuzz]

point definitely taken, my man
and i guess it would really 'ad' to my resume!

[complementing]

you know I'll put up a damn good fight

but if they get me then I'll leave it to the other redheads to take care of them in my stead