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[eyestitch]

Nui Harime 7/6 near The Towers, Tisse, Recolle

🛑 🛑 STOP EVERYTHING! 🛑 🛑 HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP who else here has gotten a load of jim's registry yet? there's no way a crummy bachelor needs a full set of royal copenhagen dinnerware, right? like, just what are we supposed to make of this? are we looking at the next celebrity wedding of our time? 👀 could it be that the proposal was successful? will you watch the live retrospec broadcast? what are you all buying? i'd hate to get him a duplicate 🎁🎁 does it just make you want to PUKE thinking about jim putting a ring on it? are you sad you're gonna die alone drunk in your underwear? that there will be baby jims? little jims? slim jims, even? 💏 💞 ???? i need answers

((As per the mods, here's what can be found on Jim's registry, generally.))

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[eyestitch]

ok samsung, there's no need to project so much here

i was just saying i'm a small girl talking big shit on the internet, just like everyone else here, even if they have wings or remembered their talking suit jacket or whatever. we all speculate because we still don't have the answers, right?