this is stupid

[stopbleeding]

roses are red
violets are blue
janet

i love tom hanks but big is creepy. you've got mail is better.

past me or whatever went to an island made of clouds. could sail on it and everything.

chuuya nakahara wears a collar because he wants to be a cat.

[he then continues to link the lyrics to the entirety of foreigner's "i want to know what love is"]

Comments

[stopbleeding]

hard not knowing famous people when my job is pretending to be them.

[or was. still is now??]

pretty sure i'd get fired if the boss was actually offended by what i say. you jump to defend him way too quickly. he's not fragile. he doesn't need your protection over stuff like this.

[thesettingsun]

I know he's not fragile. I'm not trying to protect him, I'm just pissed off at you.

[stopbleeding]

then join the club. i've got a long line of people waiting for me to give a shit that they hate me.

[thesettingsun]

Do you call all of them creepy, too?

[stopbleeding]

no. you're one of the few. feel special or something i guess.

[thesettingsun]

I'll put it on my resume.

[stopbleeding]

sounds good. call me if you need a reference.

[thesettingsun]

If I need somebody to tell my future employers how gross I am, you'll be the first person I go to.

[stopbleeding]

Happy to help.