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[covenantal]

[ The nice thing about living with your twin is that your laptops can do double duty. That’s how this whole thing happens: they have one laptop facing them, webcam on as they stand in the middle of their living room, and the other laptop is on the table behind them. There’s a video playing on it that’s tough to see, but the twins aren’t watching it either.

What matters is the song that’s playing.

The looks on the twins’ faces are very serious as the song gets started. It takes only about fifteen seconds for the beat to really drop, and they hold perfectly still for that time. But once the music really gets going…

… so do the twins.

Like, the whole shebang. Hand motions over their heads, swinging their hips, it’s perfect. They do the spins, they have choreography, did they actually take the time to learn all of this?

(Of course they did.)

Then they come to the part of the song with the… spine twisting. You know. That spine twisting. Souji will stop because Yu stops, and they just kind of look at each other.

Then Souji … does it. Like, does it perfectly. It’s amazing. Who knew a human could defy all logic and anatomy like that?

Yu tries it…

… and it’s actually audible, the way his spine cracks. He’ll end up stumbling off camera, holding his back and wheeze-laughing to go collapse somewhere. Souji just looks back at the camera and immediately goes to turn it right off. ]

[ Five minutes later, this text accompanies the video. ]

Taking Yu to the hospital. One like = one prayer . Send gifts and flowers to dorm #211 please and thank you.

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[youraffection]

[ Yosuke just kind of huffs, glancing at Souji before he puts a gentle hand on Yu's shoulder. ]

Something tells me the next thing you guys try to do for fun is gonna take care of that on its own.

[tarotcards]

[ Telling your boyfriend to kill him isn't going to make the smile go away, Yu. It only makes his smile grow wider. ]

My mortal body might die but my spirit will always live on and you cannot stomp out the flame of my burning spirit.

[ wow real poet here but anyway ]

But I'll leave you two lovebirds alone now. Just yell if you need me.

[covenantal]

If we die, we die together, Souji!

[ Flaps a hand vaguely in Souji's direction, which is hard since he's still facing down and he can't really bend his arm the way he needs to like this.

Something about Souji leaving them alone, though... maybe if he were in a different sort of mood, he'd allow it. But the mood he's in right now, looking at his brother with his boyfriend kneeling at his side...

Well.

Well, what he does is kind of lift his head, twist it around to frown at Souji, and then promptly reach out with both arms and circle them around Yosuke's neck so he can lever himself up a little higher. Yu turns his head to look at Souji again - making the sides of his and Yosuke's heads bump, they're so close - and gives him The Flattest, Blandest Look In History. ]

We're not going to start uncontrollably making out, Souji. You can stay. [ Just. Just the blandest tone, not at all like he's talking about sucking face with the boy he's currently awkwardly clinging to. ]

Why don't we all watch a movie together?

[youraffection]

[ Omg they're so dramatic about such silly things. But then Yu is being kind of cute and Yosuke does like being able to hang out with the both of them at the same time, which he feels like he hasn't recently...

So Yosuke is watching Souji as well and raises his brows, letting Yu hold onto him as he wants. ]

Netflix just added some new stuff...

[tarotcards]

[ Oh, is Souji's escape plan to go mope around some more thwarted? Well, that's all right, he can just not sleep and mope later tonight. ]

Oh, then how about Human Millipede? That just got added.

[ Yes, he knows what that movie is about. He just wants to see their reactions. ]