dear abby...

[openhanded]

Surei Doushi 7/17 near Apprassage

hey everyone! it's been a little while, so I have two things for you all. the first is that I've written up everything we saw on the ghost trip I organized late last month. if you'd like to hear the details, let me know and I'll send over the document. the second is that I'm starting an advice column! I need things to write advice about, so feel free to comment with things you'd like help with. I promise I'll try my best to make it good advice. I'm definitely returning as a teacher next year and I need the experience! ...... and the bingo square.

Comments

[covenantal]

Sensei, can you advise me on how best to become an adventurer archeologist? I'd love some tips from an expert.

[openhanded]

what the heck, yu!!! putting me on the spot

okay so the first thing you have to do is watch every single movie in the series. you know the one. that way you have an appreciation for the ups and downs that it's been through

then you'll want to finish it off with the mummy

once you're well-educated in what you need to expect from the adventuring side you can work on getting a proper degree. it can be archaeology, anthropology, or anything in between

because here's the thing: the only difference between science and screwing around is writing it down. adventurer archaeologists are still scientists!

learning how to use a weapon is optional. though movies tend to prefer guns I think a sword is better just in case you get stuck in an honorable duel

[covenantal]

Uwah, that's my sensei. Such a thorough answer... I would have expected no less.

Sounds to me like we need to have a movie marathon sometime.

... also, have you gotten stuck in honorable duels often?

[openhanded]

oh my gosh yes. a movie night! I'd love to go.

... I haven't, but you never know. it's good to be prepared for anything!