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[toobigtohandle]

[Kenta didn't really mean to tweet but it's the first time he really posts and he's not sure how he ended up linking his other social media account to that thing. He just figured it was the easiest way to ask people a few questions.]

Kenta Ooshima @toobigtohandle
Has anyone here not received those strange instructions on their phone after the monsters started spawning? I haven't and I'm wondering how widespread that is.

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[storytelleroftime]

No, it didn't make me capable because I was using magically controlled paper. And I don't have magic. Were you even listening?

[toobigtohandle]

Technically, no, I'm not listening, I'm reading.

I'm just trying to understand how this works. I've only had the app for a month and only one memory that I think I can associate with it, and it was nothing like that.

[Snark tends to fly waaaaay over his head.]

[storytelleroftime]

Being a smartass is my job, and it's not nice to steal it.

And anyways, I've been on this for a month too! Though, I've had five at this point, and all of them have been pretty different.

[Though, she noted that there were plenty of reoccurring characters in them, and judging by the pattern so far she would probably be seeing more of them. So she might get to know who they were a little better.]

[toobigtohandle]

.... I beg your pardon?

Five memories... That's a lot compared to me. Maybe I'm doing something wrong with it?

[storytelleroftime]

Nah. Like, these memories seem to be either random or situational, so you're not doing anything wrong. I think me getting this many memories back so fast is honestly abnormal, if anything.

[toobigtohandle]

Hmmmm.... I guess I should ask other people as well.

So your memories have you as a magic user. One of my friends seem to have that too, while the other has memories of fighting with a sword.

[Yes, he said 'the' other, he has like two friends.]

[storytelleroftime]

[I mean Maggie won't say she's doing any better in that respect.]

Oh? And who is said magic user?

[toobigtohandle]

I don't believe it is my story to tell.
He will reveal himself if and when he wishes to.

[storytelleroftime]

Well that's disappointing, but at least you care about people's privacy.

[toobigtohandle]

Honestly, I mostly care about my own. But I suppose that means I also care about other people's because if I don't spill their stories, they won't spill mine.

[storytelleroftime]

Ah, so it's a pragmatic venture... how clever. I think I like you already.

[toobigtohandle]

Well, I wouldn't necessarily call myself a nice person.

... Should I feel honored?

[storytelleroftime]

Yes. It means we're a part of the same minority on this app.

[The tsundere minority.]

[toobigtohandle]

I... am not quite sure I follow you.

[storytelleroftime]

The minority of people here who do not have some sort of little hero complex going on. Otherwise known as the best minority to be in.

[toobigtohandle]

I don't really think I know anyone with a hero complex,
as you say. That being said, I'll help people who get in trouble in front of me, or my friends.

If I could be out there right now, I would be. Better me than someone who's never even thrown a punch in their life.

[storytelleroftime]

Heh, well, fair enough. I just don't want people throwing their lives away recklessly, really.

[toobigtohandle]

That really wouldn't help anyone.

What have you been doing on your team exactly,
if you can't fight?

[storytelleroftime]

Well, I've been handling strategy, for the most part. Might as well put my brain to use, given how it's one of my only assets.

[toobigtohandle]

And how many people are there in the team?

[storytelleroftime]

Twelve, now.

[toobigtohandle]

And how many people who can't actually fight?

[storytelleroftime]

Um... I don't know, actually, but I'm pretty sure we're the minority.

[toobigtohandle]

Can I ask you the name of your team?

[storytelleroftime]

Team Absinthe.