Bad Decisions Have Been Made

[storytelleroftime]

THIS IS A PSA ON BEHALF OF TEAM ABSINTHE! MOSTLY ME THOUGH!

Please do not pull off blood sacrifice.

75% of the time that will fuck you over. Source on that figure: A retrospec employee who literally tripped and got stuck in a chest and we had to rescue. So his info might not be uh, the most accurate thing in the world but still.

But seriously don't. I lost a finger and I got nothing but dark miasma, everyone thinking I was a crazy person, and suffering. And only TWO of those are an ordinary part of my life. Nine fingered typing is infinitely harder than you would think it would be! It's really inconvenient and annoying. Along with, well, missing a pinkie. That's a bad thing.

So I'm putting this up here to make sure no one repeats my mistake, and at least, someone gets something out of this.

Comments

[cattack]

Why did you think it was a good idea in the first place?

[maskreant]

making a post about this doesn't do you any favors on the crazy department, but i digress.

[ Yeah... let's just move onto better things. ]

i want to say i'm sure no one else will think about cutting their fingers, but

now i don't know. so. good call?

are you doing all right?

[explodosafe]

[Maggie... He still feels responsible for letting her 'lose' her damn finger.]

So everyone thinking that you haven't got all cats in the shelter and dark miasma are the NORMAL parts of your life? Now I'm seriously worried.

[vitis]

wow.
only 75% chance? there go my plans for the rest of the day :(



seriously, though. overkill, much?

[adoringpast]

Wow.

And I thought I went overboard with the bombs.

[fairhands]

[ Where does he even start. ]

Are you alright? The loss of your finger aide.

[rebellions]

believe it or not i'm pretty sure most people don't need to be reminded of that

[twelfthspark]

Everyone thinking you're a crazy person? Gee, I can't possibly imagine why.

[heiroglyphs]

Please don't summon any more monsters here. We're having enough trouble with the legion of zombies and giant scorpions to deal with fucking Cthulhu.

Also did you seriously cut off your own pinkie???

[crudest]

so
initial what the fuck aside

you must be really big on the path less traveled huh