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[recollecters]

yo. looks like there's still some residual effects coming up, but they should be pretty harmless since the kid was in charge of redistribution. she says it should be "cool". just don't do some damn idiot thing about them and you should be fine. this is absolutely not in my job description but the intern's busy and half of r&d is still banned and hr is on honeymoon. so you'll just have to deal with the lack of fancy bullshit. anyway. good luck or whatever. Wendy Guo Security Retrspec Incorporated As of this post, normal lemons now exist alongside the dancing variety! As a reminder, a thread from this post with at least five consecutive comments from you is this month's qualification for a free regain! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. New characters will find that the first image they put as their userpic is locked in for the month, though it will be able to be changed in October. This is an overflow to the post located here. Feel free to continue old threads on it or to post new ones.

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LUCY

[windeity]

[From here!]

see the problem with that sentence is that i cannot tell if you're actually being serious or not, given everything else i have heard about this place.
did elephants really turn over a bus?
i feel like people should be more concerned about something like that.

[long_live_the_queen]

you're right, I left something out
it was also green

the only person who gave a shit was the guy in front of me who spilled his coffee

[windeity]

how can people not notice all of this weird stuff? like i said, i cannot tell if you are serious but even if you aren't it sounds plausible and that is even worse!
but also, pics or it didn't happen.

[long_live_the_queen]

yes
because the first thing I'd do in case of a FUCKING ELEPHANT is stop to take a picture

[windeity]

you are literally taking all of the fun out of the bizarre circumstances.
there is always time to stop and take pictures when weird things happen. why wouldn't there be?

[long_live_the_queen]

[#NoFunAllowed]

i don't know
maybe because it's trying to kill you?
just a thought

[windeity]

nope, still not an excuse.
i am just saying if i were in the middle of something i would still get photographic proof.
at least then if i died someone would also know what happened.
but okay, fine, i guess i will have to take your word for it.
anything else on par for weirdness?

[long_live_the_queen]

going to space

ask someone else for pictures

[windeity]

ok before i get into WHY YOU DID NOT GET PICTURES OF SPACE...how did you even get to space.
the unreality thing, i am assuming, but space is pretty far that way /gestures to the sky

[long_live_the_queen]

someone pulled a lever
the right one

the wrong lever would have idk done something awful like let that scientist in or killed us

then the elevator we were in didn't stop until the sky turned black except for stars
i assume that's what space looks like

[windeity]

i'm actually fairly impressed that they managed to go to such lengths to get you guys out into space and then somehow back here.
but hey. at least you won't be leaving anytime soon? i am guessing you're stranded on earth for a while now.
and congratulations on not being dead, btw.