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[recollecters]

yo. looks like there's still some residual effects coming up, but they should be pretty harmless since the kid was in charge of redistribution. she says it should be "cool". just don't do some damn idiot thing about them and you should be fine. this is absolutely not in my job description but the intern's busy and half of r&d is still banned and hr is on honeymoon. so you'll just have to deal with the lack of fancy bullshit. anyway. good luck or whatever. Wendy Guo Security Retrspec Incorporated As of this post, normal lemons now exist alongside the dancing variety! As a reminder, a thread from this post with at least five consecutive comments from you is this month's qualification for a free regain! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. New characters will find that the first image they put as their userpic is locked in for the month, though it will be able to be changed in October. This is an overflow to the post located here. Feel free to continue old threads on it or to post new ones.

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[explodosafe]

I wish!

Just keep your eyes open, there's several people whose bodies are.. Well, they make it hard to deny it. A friend of mine woke up with two-colored hair one day, split right down in the middle. A little later he started setting himself on fire.

[geckoman]

I'm going to take it he sets himself on fire and doesn't need a damn hospital.

[You know. Because you're not seeming way freaked out that your friend sets himself on fire.]

[explodosafe]

Yep. He gave me a pretty big scare when I saw him use his hand as a lighter for the first time, but you'd be amazed how easily you get used to it.

Now he has upgraded and is a walking freezer as well, no frostbite either. It's pretty handy!

[geckoman]

Hold on.

Hot and cold?

[explodosafe]

The human torch and Frosty the snowman all at once. It's pretty OP, but at least he knows how to keep a lid on it.

I'm not sure I could resist a temptation like that.

[geckoman]

[Okay he snorts on his end. That's such a kid thing to say if he ever saw it.]

You got anything unique like your friend? Seems lots of people are getting weird things.

[explodosafe]

No, I'm still normal and hoping to stay that way, weird memories aside.

Don't know about me chances, but I'm hoping.

[and two weeks later from this talk any semblance of normality will go out of the window for him because this guy has the most physical 'quirks' of his cast]

[geckoman]

[#thxbnha]

Huh. Actually pegged you for the type to want some weird powers or whatever.

[explodosafe]

[#itsthegiftsthatkeepsgiving]

Huh.

Why'd I do something like that?

[geckoman]

No idea. Just met you.

[And the kid doesn't seem like one of his customers so yep. Gotta be a first meeting.]

[explodosafe]

I do capoeira, I think that's enough of a weird power for a lifetime.

Besides, if you're unlucky you might end up waking up with a cat tail - not thanks!

[Not that there aren't people who can look cute with a tail, but Cutter definitely isn't one of them. He'd just end up having to cut awkwardly placed holes into all of his pants and accidentally sit on it all the time he sits down.]

[geckoman]

I'm pretty sure I don't have a tail in any universe.

[He literally has no idea but he feels rather sure of that.]

[explodosafe]

I remember fighting against a guy who had hands growing out from all over his body and a monster with human teeth in its beak and an exposed brain, I'm not taking any chances to jinx it.

My luck has been horrible with the whole memory business to begin with.

[geckoman]

Is that a memory or a nightmare?

[explodosafe]

Ha! I wish my nightmares were funky like that!

[geckoman]

Heh. You're a weird kid. But you're alright.

[explodosafe]

Excuse you, I'm awesome, not weird!

Check your autocorrect!

[Okay, maybe he's weird. But it's the good, way more sane than most others here, at least in the common sense department, way if you ask him.]

[geckoman]

Nah. I definitely meant weird.

[explodosafe]

Should I be insulted?

[geckoman]

That's up to you.

[explodosafe]

-!

What's it with people and making fun of me this newbie round?! First "cute", now "weird", you all got no fuckin' respect!

[geckoman]

[It's okay Cutter. This is how Iwai says he likes someone.]

Wasn't aware you were looking for that on a random app.

[explodosafe]

[He isn't even upset (okay, at the cute one maybe) it's just really weird to get told that stuff by strangers all of a sudden. Where did his charm of making people first notice after the third date go?!]

Dude, respect should be a basic right. Respecting people until they give you a reason not to is the manly thing to do!

[geckoman]

[Man he's glad he's alone right now because that gets a laugh out of him. Damn this kid is pretty alright.]

All about being manly, huh?

1/2

[explodosafe]

You got it.

[He huffs to himself, once again forgetting that most others don't have a clue about his idea of manliness and what it entails.]

A real man wouldn't feel the need to pick on others or make them feel bad since he doesn't need to boost his ego in such shoddy ways. He'll also help others even if he is scared and stand true to his words, himself and his beliefs, not matter who or what they are. Manliness isn't about age or gender or social standing! It's about living a life without regrets!