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[recollecters]

yo. looks like there's still some residual effects coming up, but they should be pretty harmless since the kid was in charge of redistribution. she says it should be "cool". just don't do some damn idiot thing about them and you should be fine. this is absolutely not in my job description but the intern's busy and half of r&d is still banned and hr is on honeymoon. so you'll just have to deal with the lack of fancy bullshit. anyway. good luck or whatever. Wendy Guo Security Retrspec Incorporated As of this post, normal lemons now exist alongside the dancing variety! As a reminder, a thread from this post with at least five consecutive comments from you is this month's qualification for a free regain! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. New characters will find that the first image they put as their userpic is locked in for the month, though it will be able to be changed in October. This is an overflow to the post located here. Feel free to continue old threads on it or to post new ones.

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[commandertoolbelt]

i'm going to spare you from asking what the reason is
because i have another question
of all the random things to be right about
how did you pick the magic tool belt

i think winning or losing depends on how wasted you get
truth or dare isn't that scary though

[darkinferno]

i wouldn't tell you anyways

wait

are you serious

you had a fucking magic toolbelt

[THAT'S AMAZING]

[commandertoolbelt]

yes?

[ honestly how the fuck did you nail that one ]

now if retrospec sent me that instead of some lame powers i’d be happy
it was pretty cool?
like a hyperspace tool belt

[darkinferno]

a hyperspace tool belt

you're gonna have to elaborate there, how'd it work?

[commandertoolbelt]

basically it could give me anything you can find in a normal workshop as long as it fit in the pockets
and i could store things in it without adding any weight to it at all
it was pretty cool

[darkinferno]

you know when you first said i was right i thought it was gonna be really lame but you're right that's actually pretty cool

[commandertoolbelt]

i know right?
finally the demigod thing actually pays off
up to now it’s been nothing but nightmare fuel

[darkinferno]

the demigod thing?

hang on, i don't think you've told me about this, the last thing i remember we were talking about zeus sowing wild oats

[commandertoolbelt]

oh my god we were not
what is it with you and zeus

[darkinferno]

all right all right the last time we were talking about stuff you REMEMBERED it was zeus sowing wild oats

and it's funny, do i need a reason other than that?

[commandertoolbelt]

that is not what i remembered

[ i mean technically it is but ]

and we are not having this conversation again
forget i said anything

[darkinferno]

oh fine i'll quit if you're gonna be that touchy about it

tell me about the demigod thing, what'd you remember

[commandertoolbelt]

not much? just that i was the son of a god
i don’t even know who
it explains all the mythology stuff i’ve remembered though

[darkinferno]

seriously? shit leo, that's pretty cool

i remember you talking about that labyrinth

have you remembered anything else aside from that?

[commandertoolbelt]

[ jury's out on that one but sure, let's go with cool for now ]

fighting a giant in the labryinth who smothered me with darkness
a mechanical dragon that tried to barbecue me but it didn't work because surprise i'm fireproof
something about making an instant party button

[ and, oh yeah, his mother dying?? but he's not ready to talk about that, especially not with dante. ]

[darkinferno]

i don't know anything about a party button or mechanical dragons but a giant smothering you with darkness

that sounds pretty familiar

unfortunately the fireproof thing's not ringing any bells

could've used that last month

[commandertoolbelt]

i wouldn't wish that on anybody
i didn't stand a chance against it

actually it was pretty useful last month
we had to fight tree monsters who threw around fire and poison in the bunker
they hit me dead on but all it did was light my stash on fire
so that's a thing now
did someone try to set you guys on fire too?

[darkinferno]

not exactly

more like somebody lit their hands on fire and then punched me a lot

[Cliff notes version. He's not naming names here.]

[commandertoolbelt]

that wasn’t very cool of them

[ GET IT? look it might be a bad joke but it sounds like dante needs some bad jokes right about now ]

you’re okay now though right?
did you punch them back?

[darkinferno]

that's terrible

and

something like that