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[recollecters]

yo. looks like there's still some residual effects coming up, but they should be pretty harmless since the kid was in charge of redistribution. she says it should be "cool". just don't do some damn idiot thing about them and you should be fine. this is absolutely not in my job description but the intern's busy and half of r&d is still banned and hr is on honeymoon. so you'll just have to deal with the lack of fancy bullshit. anyway. good luck or whatever. Wendy Guo Security Retrspec Incorporated As of this post, normal lemons now exist alongside the dancing variety! As a reminder, a thread from this post with at least five consecutive comments from you is this month's qualification for a free regain! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. New characters will find that the first image they put as their userpic is locked in for the month, though it will be able to be changed in October. This is an overflow to the post located here. Feel free to continue old threads on it or to post new ones.

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[forreal]

Pretty sure dying falls in the category of BAD THINGS. The good don't die young, just the stupid.

[... and he's pretty stupid sometimes.]

[oritsuru]

So be good and not stupid???

[She thinks he's pretty stupid.]

better yet just to make sure your phone doesn't retaliate on you, you should probably tape it to your head

[forreal]

................

the hell is taping it to my head gonna do?

[oritsuru]

it'll delay your inevitable death, duh

[forreal]

Alright so you gotta tape yours to your head too.

[oritsuru]

[Oh touché, little grasshopper.]

Send me a picture of you doing it and I'll do it to

[forreal]

....

YOU FIRST

[oritsuru]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S CLOSER TO DYING RIGHT NOW

[forreal]

YOU GOT THE APP TOO I ain't the only one dying!!!

Fine what about at the same time

[oritsuru]

I ALREADY KNOW HOW TO HANDLE IT UNLIKE YOU

fine fine at the same time

[forreal]

Alright how you wanna do this?

Like, count to three or something?

[oritsuru]

yeah yeah! On the count of three.

[She sends three consecutive texts a few seconds apart.]

One

Two

Three

[forreal]

[......]





[After the last text is nothing but radio silence from Ryuji, but he's holding his phone, eagerly awaiting a photo from the girl on the other end.]

[oritsuru]

[He's gonna be waiting a long damn time because Yuffie isn't going to be sending anything! Sort of expecting he would send a photo and she was totally going to ghost him for the rest of it.

When nothing comes she feels satisfied. Okay, maybe he's not as dumb as she first thought. She'll save his contact to bug him at a later time...!]