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[recollecters]

yo. looks like there's still some residual effects coming up, but they should be pretty harmless since the kid was in charge of redistribution. she says it should be "cool". just don't do some damn idiot thing about them and you should be fine. this is absolutely not in my job description but the intern's busy and half of r&d is still banned and hr is on honeymoon. so you'll just have to deal with the lack of fancy bullshit. anyway. good luck or whatever. Wendy Guo Security Retrspec Incorporated As of this post, normal lemons now exist alongside the dancing variety! As a reminder, a thread from this post with at least five consecutive comments from you is this month's qualification for a free regain! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. New characters will find that the first image they put as their userpic is locked in for the month, though it will be able to be changed in October. This is an overflow to the post located here. Feel free to continue old threads on it or to post new ones.

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[explodosafe]

I do capoeira, I think that's enough of a weird power for a lifetime.

Besides, if you're unlucky you might end up waking up with a cat tail - not thanks!

[Not that there aren't people who can look cute with a tail, but Cutter definitely isn't one of them. He'd just end up having to cut awkwardly placed holes into all of his pants and accidentally sit on it all the time he sits down.]

[geckoman]

I'm pretty sure I don't have a tail in any universe.

[He literally has no idea but he feels rather sure of that.]

[explodosafe]

I remember fighting against a guy who had hands growing out from all over his body and a monster with human teeth in its beak and an exposed brain, I'm not taking any chances to jinx it.

My luck has been horrible with the whole memory business to begin with.

[geckoman]

Is that a memory or a nightmare?

[explodosafe]

Ha! I wish my nightmares were funky like that!

[geckoman]

Heh. You're a weird kid. But you're alright.

[explodosafe]

Excuse you, I'm awesome, not weird!

Check your autocorrect!

[Okay, maybe he's weird. But it's the good, way more sane than most others here, at least in the common sense department, way if you ask him.]

[geckoman]

Nah. I definitely meant weird.

[explodosafe]

Should I be insulted?

[geckoman]

That's up to you.

[explodosafe]

-!

What's it with people and making fun of me this newbie round?! First "cute", now "weird", you all got no fuckin' respect!

[geckoman]

[It's okay Cutter. This is how Iwai says he likes someone.]

Wasn't aware you were looking for that on a random app.

[explodosafe]

[He isn't even upset (okay, at the cute one maybe) it's just really weird to get told that stuff by strangers all of a sudden. Where did his charm of making people first notice after the third date go?!]

Dude, respect should be a basic right. Respecting people until they give you a reason not to is the manly thing to do!

[geckoman]

[Man he's glad he's alone right now because that gets a laugh out of him. Damn this kid is pretty alright.]

All about being manly, huh?

1/2

[explodosafe]

You got it.

[He huffs to himself, once again forgetting that most others don't have a clue about his idea of manliness and what it entails.]

A real man wouldn't feel the need to pick on others or make them feel bad since he doesn't need to boost his ego in such shoddy ways. He'll also help others even if he is scared and stand true to his words, himself and his beliefs, not matter who or what they are. Manliness isn't about age or gender or social standing! It's about living a life without regrets!

[explodosafe]

[No, wait, that hasn't been the question at all. He did it and got carried away again! Oops, fuck, dammit, now his conviction makes him look like an idiot again. Hopefully it didn't undermine his words because those are all things he really believes in!]

[geckoman]

[Okay so he almost drops the candy in his mouth as he lets out a laugh. This kid is kind of a riot.]

You're alright, kid.

[explodosafe]

What? Of course I'm alright, somebody has to look out for the others.

[He is badly flustered, but after a long pause he cannot help but send another text.]

Thanks.

[For not laughing at him.]

[geckoman]

Just keep up that attitude, kid. The world needs more people like that.

[explodosafe]

Heh, thanks. You're pretty alright yourself! :)


But seriously, take care, ok? I dunno what weirdness is going to hit us next but it's gonna come and I'd rather see you prepared. Too many people got hurt last time.

[geckoman]

I'll manage. I've done alright all these years so far.

[explodosafe]

When I'd get a coin for every time somebody on here has said or thought the same I'd be swimming in money by now. Just heed me words, ok? I'm done having to hunt for lost fingers.

[geckoman]

Yeah, yeah. I got this one.

[explodosafe]

You better.