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Comments

[rhapsodeity]

roxy...
i do not want to see you disrespecting yourself like this
you are not trash!
in fact, i think your real rating for this crappy app is like
a negative billion

i do not have any cats
my apartment complex wont let me have pets
so i play with my best friends iguana and cats a lot
:)

[voideity]

jade im the worst trash
im sorry u had to find out this way
well its actually a lil fun even if its
intrusive af

aww jadey we need to sneak u in a pet
or take it up the apartment manager
let me at em ill give im whats for

[rhapsodeity]

you are so totally not trash!!!! lol
intrusive is putting it lightly
it is kind of pounding down your door in the middle of the night and demanding entry before just breaking the door down

i had a pet once
but dave messed it up :/
i dont think it would be a good environment for a pet anyway
plus were leaving soon!
and i think the new complex allows pets!!

[voideity]

im the worst trash jade
lmao just a lil bit yeah
like a swat team rushin in while ur in your jammy jams then going
hello we are here to arrest you 😃

gdi dave
do u need me to discipline my lil bro for u
oh sweet you gotta get one
its required
im sure your parents will agree

[rhapsodeity]

yes, you are right about that...
thats about how creepy this stupid app is!

my dad wont let me get a dog, ive tried to talk to him about it many times but he always changes the subject
i am not allowed to send him pics of dogs anymore, actually!
its ok though, mr mustache just scared dave

[ the giant rat jade found in their apartment and kept for like a week in her bedroom until she showed him to dave and he squealed on her, that is ]

[voideity]

exactly my dude
and they left no way to complain except within it
so i hope they read every single goddamn response they get
and feel real bad

what why
what
how do you ban dog pics
do you need me to send him a dog pic i will
his last name is WOLF he should fuckin LOVE dogs?? 🐕🐕🐕
huh thats weird dave likes dogs and cats
wait
what animal was mr mustache

[ yells jade no ]

[rhapsodeity]

i have written many complaints in all caps so they have no excuse other than laziness at this point
i dont want them to feel bad, i just want this stupid app off my phone

he just said "jade! do not send me any more pictures of dogs and thats final >:O" one day and that was that
i still send some once in a while, though :p

mr mustache was a rat :D
he was big and had long whiskers that looked like a mustache and two big front teeth
just like me!

[voideity]

maybe this is a test
and theyre just makin notes like uh huh yes hmm uh huh
w/o caring that were dyin out here

man mr wolf get ur shit together
atta girl jadey
u tell him

oh my god jade no
1stly you are way prettier than a rat
2ndly rats are not pets they are a menace vermin out to eat ur flesh

[rhapsodeity]

hmmm
i dont think you are necessarily wrong

rats are very pretty, roxy!
have you never seen one? :o
when they are clean and happy and not feral they are plenty adorable
look at this
they are so adorable
rats are not menace vermin!

[voideity]

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