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[he can't believe it's easier to confess things to the internet than talking about them irl but. well. thanks fucking speech bubbles.]

know most of us are in that not my memories not me state so this'll probably be an unpopular question.

i need to get back more memories. seem to only get them while dying but i promised not to do that anymore. no drugs either.

[although given his memories, they'd probably help]

i've got five people i need to know more about. and a freakish reindeer. might be a raccoon. whatever. don't give me shit.

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COME UP WITH ANOTHER METHOD

this is the best way there is, a tried and true method! you said you get memories back by almost dying, so why change what works?
ill come by with a surprise attack and your fight or fight instinct kick in will get you those memories

this is a terrible idea.

you mean the ~*~*~*best idea*~*~*~

you're gonna do it no matter what i say aren't you?

yeah
sleep with one eye open zoro

[ or like, his only eye, has he lost his eye yet ]

you're paying for any windows you break.

hahaha i dont need to go through the windows, the front door is fine. did you ever get a new lock for your door?

i'm gonna get ten now.

why? you only have one front door

that's where all ten will go.

thats overkill, itd be easier if someone just broke the hinges to get in

i'll get a steel door.

......ok windows it is

i'll get bars.

does your house have a chimney i forgot

yeah. you'll have to look for it though.

[he doesn't have a chimney. he lives in a studio apartment. good luck mafuyu.]

alright! chimney's backup then, im coming over rn before you have time to barricade yourself in your own home

do you even remember where i live?

[please say no]

ofc! also when are you going to invite us all over again?

who said i was going to?!

[good thing this isn't in person otherwise he'd be outed by a moe thought bubble]

bc when you do, fai makes food and everyone comes and brings presents and hangs out and theres literally no downside

why don't you just ask fai to cook for you? pretty sure he's into that sort of thing.

bc its more fun to eat and be w everybody

[fUCK

give zoro like 5 minutes for this response]

yeah. it is.