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orihime "dumpling destroyer" inoue ([personal profile] lastcomfort) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-09-15 09:00 pm

VIDEO ✽ Sweet Buns

Orihime Inoue shared a video.
09/16 near Recolle University


[ The video begins with what is clearly the inside of one of the college dormitory kitchens. Orihime, wearing an apron that probably needs a few explanations, stands proudly in front of the small counter that currently has stacks and stacks of what appear to be some types of cookies and pastry buns. She gives the feed a happy wave. ]

Hello everyone! My name is Orihime and this is my friend and roommate Soliel.


[ Meanwhile, Soleil--in an apron as well--has taken advantage of the fact Orihime is distracted with the video by stuffing one of the cookies into her mouth. Unfortunately, she doesn’t expect Orihime to start with introductions (that seems awfully formal for showing off some pastries) and has to cover her mouth to hide her chewing. She waves to the video and doesn’t say much in an attempt to avoid Orihime realizing she has gotten into the goods before they have finished. ]

Hey.


[ Orihime either doesn’t realize Soliel has already started assisting with demand by creating scarcity or she’s just okay with her roommate indulging, but either way she doesn’t mention it just yet. She’s just happy to have her on board with this project! ]

We’re both new to Retrsopec and all of, um, everything that’s been going on. It’s a lot to understand, but there was one thing that stuck out when Soliel mentioned it the other day.

[ This is when she looks to Soliel expectantly for her part of the story. ]


[ Soleil does a double take at Orihime. Her hand is already reaching for another cookie, but this sudden attention means she needs to restrain herself. She didn’t expect Orihime to make this a big to-do, but she also doesn’t usually anticipate what Orihime is doing. ]

Uh, well. There isn’t much of a story. I realized the whole situation with horses is seriously messed up. Chocobos are great, sure, whatever, wark wark. But...ponies? No ponies. Anywhere! So I told Orihime and, well, she got ideas. Creative ideas, as always.

[ She gestures to Orihime and then to the baked goods.. ]

Come on, Hime, this was your brain child. Take the credit.


[ Orihime just gives Soliel a big smile and motions to the stacks of pastries behind them. ]

But I wouldn’t have even thought to do this without you! Aaaaand… [ She turns back to the feed. ] ...what we did is make lots and lots of sweets to help us all not forget how much we still love ponies! We have decorated cookies and sweet buns!


[ Soleil spins on her heel. She puts a hand on her hip and holds the other out towards the pile of baked goods, like a woman on a game show presenting the fabulous prizes. She has a dumb grin on her face. She is clearly hamming this up and enjoying the attention. ]

That’s right! If anyone knows Orihime’s sweet buns, it’s me and I can say she has the best around. This is exactly what you should expect from my wife.


Oh, you think so?

[ The implications...are clearly lost on her. ]

That’s so nice of you to say! I guess you do eat a lot of my buns, huh? But I have a lot of fun making them, just like these!

[ Yeah, completely. ]

As you can see, they’re shaped like little horse faces. And the cookies come in all colors of the rainbow! ...Or, um, the colors we have left, at least. They’re sugar cookies with basic icing, but the sweet buns are filled with marshmallow cream, chocolate, strawberry, or cream cheese! And we’ve made a lot!


But, Hime, I want your sweet buns all to myself.

[ And with that, Soleil snatches another cookie and shoves it into Orihime’s mouth. ]


Mmmphhfhf!

[ Om nom nom. It’s surprising but Orihime will happily eat her own cookies. At least she manages to talk with her mouth only half-full. ]

But these were made for sharing! [ Chew chew with cheeks like a chipmunk. ] So if you’d like some, we’ll be happy to package them up for you. If you live on or by the Recolle University Campus it’ll be easy to deliver them, but I’m happy to take them wherever they need to go. Just let us know!
ladytakamaki: (to test my limits)

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[personal profile] ladytakamaki 2017-09-16 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, you two!
Can I have some? :3
sunnymerc: (134)

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[personal profile] sunnymerc 2017-09-16 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Orihime is so perfect. Soleil does not know how she got lucky enough to room with her. She is looking at the pile of sweets again. ]

Jeez. I knew you said you wanted to make everyone food, but I didn't expect you to actually do it. I should know by now not to underestimate you.
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[personal profile] sunnymerc 2017-09-16 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
some for you?

hmm
hmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
kagepuro: Hey. I made this. (20)

[personal profile] kagepuro 2017-09-16 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Uhhhhhhhhh...]

...If I'm being honest, I think "sweet bun" is no longer an acceptable term in 2017

That said

Giff snax pls
cattack: (>:T)

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[personal profile] cattack 2017-09-16 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't mind having some, if you have a couple to spare.
But, ah... Your wife?
ladytakamaki: (my mind is open)

I GOTTA REPLY TO OUR OTHER THREAD

[personal profile] ladytakamaki 2017-09-16 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
I had no idea you were in the network btw
Please? :(
sunnymerc: (175)

TAKE YOUR TIME

[personal profile] sunnymerc 2017-09-16 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
lol i guess i need to add that to all my introductions
"hello nice to meet you hey do you think horses are real?"


HMM!!!
maybe...
make that a pretty please.........
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[personal profile] sunnymerc 2017-09-16 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
speaking of sweet buns

AYANOOOOOOOOO

got any preferences?
sunnymerc: (124)

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[personal profile] sunnymerc 2017-09-16 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
isn't orihime amazing?

[ that doesn't answer anything ]
cattack: (> Wild CATGIRL is interested...)

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[personal profile] cattack 2017-09-16 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[no, no it does not]

I didn't realize you were married.
Congratulations.


[they seem young so it has to have been recent right??? So congratulations are appropriate!]
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[personal profile] kagepuro 2017-09-16 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
w
what

Oh

Ummmm

I'm more into cookies, i think, the other stuff seems kinda messy and i dont really like having stuff all over my face when I'm eating
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[personal profile] sunnymerc 2017-09-16 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ THERE IS AN AUDIBLE SHRIEK-SQUEAK NOISE THAT ONLY POOR ORIHIME GETS TO HEAR. ]

DONT TAKE THINGS SO SERIOUSLY
cattack: (>:T)

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[personal profile] cattack 2017-09-16 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[fucking rip]

Oh.
How was I meant to take it?
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[personal profile] kagepuro 2017-09-16 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
look I'm no doctor or like valedictorian I couldn't even pass high school so I'm not trying to condescend but I'm like 67% sure that "sweet buns" sounds like you're complimenting someone's butt and that's kinda weird imo....esp for a food.....
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[personal profile] sunnymerc 2017-09-16 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Heehee. You're such a good girl, Hime!

[ She throws her arms around Orihime's waist from behind and hefts her into the air with a hug. ]

Everyone is going to be so happy to eat your treats.
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[personal profile] sunnymerc 2017-09-16 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
haha! making a mess can be fun tho

but! cookies it is

which color is your favorite? its first come first serve but i'll do my best to get your favorite!
cattack: (Tell me more of these 'ninja turtles'.)

[personal profile] cattack 2017-09-16 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, certainly.
Although, I'm much for sweets normally, so I don't mind taking some leftovers after everyone else has gotten their share.
Oh, I see...
I've never heard that as a nickname before.
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[personal profile] kagepuro 2017-09-16 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
all red everything ❤️
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[personal profile] kagepuro 2017-09-16 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
that is

alarmingly more pg-13 than the first thing
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[personal profile] sunnymerc 2017-09-16 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
NOT

SO SERIOUSLY

THATS HOW


[ now she is imagining the joy of being married to orihime and is ready to die ]

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