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[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum 02/14 near Enchanted Blossoms

hey everyone! considering today's an exciting day for some (or many??), here's a one time offer! a @promptography special! i'll take pictures to commemorate your cute and/or disastrous dates if you'd like, totally free of charge. just let me know and i'll zoom on by! lemme post some of the stuff i can do...

Prompto Argentum shared a photo. 02/14 near Enchanted Blossoms

like this one! ohhh perfectly captured nighttime~ how romantic right?!

Prompto Argentum shared a photo. 02/14 near Enchanted Blossoms

or just two cool dudes hanging out

Prompto Argentum 02/14 near Enchanted Blossoms

LOL i cleaned out my phone the other night so i don't have that many great pictures but i promise i'll capture the moment to your satisfaction! have a good day everyone

Comments

[me_matey]

May Sfondi hey, no trollin mr vanderhuge, but ur kinda actually good at this

THIS IS TEXT

[splinten]

I'm on a fancy date with English. I'm trying to kill him. I need you to show up and take a picture while I'm doing something ambiguously romantic with him.

[dirk will kill jake if it kills him and prompto now gets to help]

[twelfthspark]

I thought you had plans this afternoon. 😕

[standalonehuman]

Hitori Togusa I take it this means you didn't get yourself killed monster, alien, and/or stalker hunting?

[openhanded]

Surei Doushi whoa! dude, these are great!

[gemgineer]

Peridot Stone wait how did you take a picture of yourself??? i mean there's not even selfie arm in that second one
Peridot Stone can you levitate a phone with your mind because if so i need to know immediately

PERIDOT PLZ

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum have you considered a tripod
Prompto Argentum lmfa

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum haha thanks ms hardcheese!
Prompto Argentum the night one is one of my best
Prompto Argentum for the second one i just wanted to show off my bff

Re: THIS IS TEXT

[mercurio]

so if i get this right i'm taking pix of the situation for posterity
and helping you get rid of the evidence
tell me where

[gemgineer]

Peridot Stone I WILL FIGHT YOU
Peridot Stone but seriously did you set up a tripod to take a selfie???

[mercurio]

it will all work out i promise!

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum surprise! hahaha
Prompto Argentum i'm pretty alive though

[splinten]

Outside the movie theater. We were going to scam a couple's discount.
This obviously means I have to make it clear we're a couple.

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum thanks surei!
Prompto Argentum remember to invite me over some time again so i can do a back-to-back on the before and after of your new place!

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum define a selfie

[mercurio]

is this an ironic "we're a couple" or a "holy shit we're dating" statement
i need to know

[splinten]

It's ironic. That's why I need a picture.
So English can freak out about being uncertain where he stands and then having that moment possibly put into permanent record.

[gemgineer]

Peridot Stone "a photograph that one has taken of oneself, typically one taken with a smartphone or webcam and shared via social media."

[mercurio]

oh man
usually i would charge for this kinda thing because it's like a covert mission
but because it's you my friend i'll do it for free, get you several sets of evidence

[mercurio]

Prompto Argentum happy to say this is from my standard camera and not from my smartphone
Prompto Argentum besides it isn't a selfie if it's a group picture

[splinten]

That's some Valentine's generosity.
I'll fix something you want repaired for free and even let you watch instead of making you do it in front of me.

[mercurio]

now *that's* generous! i've struck gold or something
by the way i gotta ask you something but remind me later today's about you

[splinten]

Today's about chocolate and money and ruining Jake English's life for making me live out the fake dating trope.
So what's going on?

[mercurio]

so there's this chick
NO DIRK I CAN'T SAY IT YET i must suffer missing her for a while longer... hold on to this thought okay
i'm not ready

[splinten]

Ok, that sounds stupid and melodramatic, but I'll be here whenever you decide to stop LARPing from Les Mal.

[Mal is short for malheureux.... Les Malheureux...]