third ensemble;

[adoringpast]

Mizuki Sena 9/22 near Recollé University

I keep on hearing things like hero schools and schools for exceptionally talented students and normally I do not give a crap about all that but curiosity's gonna kill the cat anyway, so. What kind of school do you used to go to in your past life? Rate it from 1-10 on how bizarro it is and explain why too when you're at it. Also, if "Yumenosaki Academy" rings any bells for you, feel free to approach me via PM and I'll tell you everything you need to know. Be prepared though because it's some serious shit.

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[parodeity]

[ the fun thing is all the honest things i say about hs sound COMPLETELY MADE UP but no it's just the fucking canon ]

no no they did
until they were all destroyed or whatever
honestly the best policy is to not ask me questions about my memories
b/c if youre unlucky i might answer
weve covered time travel already and it doesnt get any less stupidly confusing from there

[adoringpast]

[ no i understand ive been there once upon a time and now it's even more surreal hearing all of it now in 2017 ]

gotcha
at least tell me how your guardian tutored you

[parodeity]

the usual shit
ive always been good at math
music stuff
self defense
irony
he was big on tests from what i remember

[ and also, beating dave up, but dave doesn't talk about that,,, ]

honestly these other special schools do kinda sound more fun
maybe a little intense for my tastes but
homeschooled kids dont have like school events
lame school dances
school festivals
whatever

[adoringpast]

[ true, homeschoolers miss out on a lot of shit

but there's something that sena did not miss in dave's post and it's: ]

wait
irony?

[parodeity]

yeah like you know
that particular brand of humor
what makes a thing ironic or not
tbh it was all kinda a little overdone in retrospect
but you cant kick the habit that easy

speaking of habits
i cant fucking spell retrospect without reminding myself about the t
i hate this

[adoringpast]

i know that but
are they training you to be a comedian or something
or a youtube celebrity

but yeah sometimes i catch myself spelling it w/out the t as well
it's annoying
but i understand why they named the app as such

[parodeity]

more like an ironic rooftop ninja
?
i think he may or may not have known wed face apocalypse scenarios
or something
kinda hard to know since i dont think we ever discussed it and he isnt here to ask

like yeah its super apt for a name
but come the fuck on have mercy on my spelling you know

[adoringpast]

im
not gonna ask about the whole rooftop ninja thing
that's such a "baka gaijin" thing it's embarrassing

but man that guy must be some paranoid fuck to put apocalyptic shit in your head

[parodeity]

its pretty much exactly what it sounds like tbqh

uhhh
i mean i think it was less paranoia
and more
our universe was dumb as fuck and sometimes you got warnings in advance
lke
there was a legitimate apocalypse
training did help me there

[adoringpast]

a legit apocalypse??
christ
well at least your guardian prepared yourself for the inevitable
pretty sure they don't teach that shit in normal schools either so
yeah
now i know why you said that being homeschooled is a good thing in your case

[parodeity]

yeah there were meteors and everything
it was very dramatic and kind of awkward

[adoringpast]

well that's the most underwhelming reaction to an apocalypse ive ever seen so far