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[hadeir]

Celandine Parthia shared a photo. 10/04

Is this a Halloween thing or a permanent thing? I can probably use post-breakup makeover as an excuse for the hair color, but what can I say for the eyes? I have the eyecolor of an albino bunny. I wouldn't even choose to have hair the color of candy floss in the first place. Pink. It's all pink.

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[hadeir]

No, I don't. It has never happened to me. [ save for one short motto of sorts, but that's easy to ignore. ]

And that would be creepy, but I already checked. No one broke into my house last night, these eyes aren't contacts, every hair on my body is pink.

Are you sure you don't want to go to a doctor?

[explodosafe]

But you heard about them, right? How long have you had this app? [Damn, guys, come on! You can't just let a newbie stumble into stuff like this without giving them at least a word of warning beforehand!]

You just made me blush with that information, just so you know. But it's good that you at least don't have any weird stalkers or burglars.


I'm sure. I wouldn't even know to what doctor I'd supposed to go to at this point - the eye doctor, the dentist or a freaking vet.

[hadeir]

A bit. I've only had this app for a month and I don't spend my entire day on social media.

Would you go to a medical student who isn't licensed to do anything but could probably give a quick check-up?

[explodosafe]

Fair enough. But usually there are people around who're willing to give any newcomer to the app the obligatory warnings of what shit's to happen, I can't believe you somehow ended up falling through the cracks. What were those guys doing...


Maybe? You sound like you have somebody specific in mind.

[hadeir]

Me. I'm talking about me. Let me check up on you and your monster teeth.

[explodosafe]

[There is a long pause while Cutter struggles with his kneejerk reaction to tell her 'hell no!' and the more reasonable and slightly jaded part of himself that keeps telling him that this A Chance if he's ever been given one. Between those things lie several shades of self-doubt and frustration, spiced with shame and a general dislike of having yet another person stare at him like the oddity he has become.

But he doesn't have to like it, does he? Others have it way worse than him, whining and not acting when he could wouldn't be manly at all.

In the end Cutter swallows his injured pride down and types intentionally cheerfully.]

That's a pickup line I haven't heard before, but sure, why not! (〃⌒∇⌒) Just make sure that you don't stick anything in my mouth that you would mind losing. My teeth are sharp!!

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[hadeir]

[ No, she is not trying to pick him up. She doesn't even know him. She isn't emotionally prepared. ]

I'm not

[ whoops pressed enter ]

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[hadeir]

[ She takes her time before sending her next message. ]

Look, I know dealing with changes in your body can be difficult. Especially if it's drastic. But you should have someone you're comfortable getting medical treatment from. Especially since owning this app comes with certain dangers.

[explodosafe]

[She's not? Not what? Cutter waits curiously for the rest of the text, forgetting his own concerns over wondering if he said anything wrong and if she's okay. She didn't text while driving and get into a car accident, right?]

Oh, you're back! I'm glad, I already started to get worried that I might have broken you with my joke or something!

You make a fair point, so let's do this. I don't have anything to lose anyway! When and where should we meet?

[hadeir]

Tartine Treats? I haven't had breakfast yet and I'm the mood for muffins.

[explodosafe]

Sounds good to me. Meet you in an hour there?

[hadeir]

Yes