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Celandine Parthia shared a photo.
10/04

Is this a Halloween thing or a permanent thing? I can probably use post-breakup makeover as an excuse for the hair color, but what can I say for the eyes? I have the eyecolor of an albino bunny.

I wouldn't even choose to have hair the color of candy floss in the first place.

Pink. It's all pink.

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I can't have brown hair and pink eyebrows. That would be weird.

But you have pink hair
And pink eyebrows
So

Problem solved.

It's weird. Pink hair is WEIRD.

Why?
It's bright and cheerful and it makes you stand out.
My sister dyes her hair pink.

Now you don't even have to do that to stand out!

Bright and cheerful just isn't me. And I get enough attention as it is.

Give me one good reason why pink hair is good.

Neither is she.
But think about it.
People like people who are bright and cheerful.
Even if you aren't, if you can present that way

It gives you a total edge.

That's dirty.
I like it.

I'm not sure dirty is how I'd put it buuuuuut
It's definitely sneaky.
And useful at the right times.

They'll never expect it until it's too late.

Hopefully they never expect it at all.
Then whatever you did gets blamed on someone else.
Or just never gets figured out.

Come on, I'll never do something like that.

Never ever?

I swear on my mom.

[ she was not a trustworthy woman ]

Is that a good swear?
Cause it wouldn't mean anything if I did something like that.

Why would I lie to you?

Lots of reasons!
People lie all the time.
Because it helps them
Or they're scared
Or they think it's funny

I'd say the last one would be a totally valid reason.

Sure
But you didn't say pick one
You just said why would you like so

there you go.

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Celandine Parthia shared a photo. 10/04
Is this a Halloween thing or a permanent thing? I can probably use post-breakup makeover as an excuse for the hair color, but what can I say for the eyes? I have the eyecolor of an albino bunny. I wouldn't even choose to have hair the color of candy floss in the first place. Pink. It's all pink.