[posted late on 10/6] and so, arm-ageddon begins

[frostythehitman]

Retrospect just chopped my f****** arm off
I woke up this morning with only one arm
My dad's going nuclear and my sister screamed when she saw me
What the hell am I supposed to do now

Before anyone asks no I don't need to go to the hospital I already got it looked at
But consider this a PSA start sleeping with one eye open
In case retrospect comes for you in the middle of the night with a f****** hatchet

Anyway this means A Lyrical Assassination is going on indefinite hiatus
I never got around to finishing it but here's what I managed to put together for the new album before retrospect decided to rip my arm off
Enjoy it because it's the last music I ever made

[ And here is a link to his soundcloud/bandcamp. The album cover is this, and the track listing is here. ]

Comments

[mr_fancy_car]

If you need to take time off from school, you may do so.

[frostythehitman]

What would be the point
It's not like this is going to get fixed any time soon
So it doesn't make a difference whether I go back to school on Monday or not

[mr_fancy_car]

No, but you might want time to get...acclimatized to it.

[frostythehitman]

I lost a f******* arm

[ How the hell is he supposed to get acclimatized to missing an arm??

Of course, he knows it's possible and he knows, as terrifying as it is, that he will get used to it as so many others have. Even if he doesn't want to. So he switches gears to...a different kind of brattiness. ]

What do you even know you haven't lost an arm
You don't know what the hell I have to deal with

[mr_fancy_car]

[Miles Edgeworth, the master of empathy, everyone.]

I suppose not. But who knows, perhaps I might find out when too lose a limb.

[frostythehitman]

are you making plans to lose one

[mr_fancy_car]

No, but if this can happen to you, it can happen to me, as well.

[frostythehitman]

and you really think you can prepare for it?

[mr_fancy_car]

Now that I think about it, no.

This just goes to show that literally anything can happen to us.

[frostythehitman]

yeah well
i'd say get ready for it but knowing them
they'll just throw something completely new at you that's a whole new level of bs
but keep an eye out for bodyparts in the mail or something i guess
that was the only advance warning i got

[mr_fancy_car]

So far, I haven't gotten anything questionable from my mail.

I can't say I look forward to it.

[frostythehitman]

good
because you won't be able to

but hey lucky you
so far they haven't chopped off anyone else's limbs yet
just mine
so you might just be in the clear like everyone else

[ you lucky bastards. ]

[mr_fancy_car]

"Yet".

I'm wondering if my hair and eyes will change like others' hair and eyes, too.

[frostythehitman]

[ this is ticking him off enough that he's actually willing to go to the extra effort for capslock and punctuation. ]

OHHHH NOOOOOOOO what a big huge frickin deal! different hair and eye colors? that NEVER happens
just dye your hair back to normal
big whoop

[ sorry man, changing hair and eye colors seem laughably minor to him now. ]