[posted late on 10/6] and so, arm-ageddon begins

[frostythehitman]

Retrospect just chopped my f****** arm off
I woke up this morning with only one arm
My dad's going nuclear and my sister screamed when she saw me
What the hell am I supposed to do now

Before anyone asks no I don't need to go to the hospital I already got it looked at
But consider this a PSA start sleeping with one eye open
In case retrospect comes for you in the middle of the night with a f****** hatchet

Anyway this means A Lyrical Assassination is going on indefinite hiatus
I never got around to finishing it but here's what I managed to put together for the new album before retrospect decided to rip my arm off
Enjoy it because it's the last music I ever made

[ And here is a link to his soundcloud/bandcamp. The album cover is this, and the track listing is here. ]

Comments

[frostythehitman]

oh yeah great preparing
if only i had PREPARED for a surprise amputation i'd be WAY better off

the only way they're ever going to talk to us is if they need us to clean up their own stupid messes again
unless we create a mess FOR them

[parodeity]

somehow i dont know if thatd work but ppl would probably help with that anyway

[frostythehitman]

well if their whole building's on fire, they won't exactly have any choice but to actually face us for once in their lives, will they?

[parodeity]

one would think
and yet probably not going off of what has happened for us historically

[frostythehitman]

fine so i guess we'll just have to break more of their gifts and personal stuff
that seemed to get a rise out of them last month
maybe i'll get a chance to smash one of their precious mugs right in their faces

[parodeity]

didnt it just turn ppl pink or whatever

[frostythehitman]

well
yeah
but it got their attention at least a little
instead of them just totally ignoring it like they do most everything

[parodeity]

maybe theyll turn ppl blue next

[frostythehitman]

i wish they'd turned me blue
that would've been better than this bs
hell i'd even take pink over this

[parodeity]

fair
thats a huge physical thing to snap back to

do you think
your age will change too

[frostythehitman]

change to what

[ unless...assuming he has the math right on his memories... ]

you don't think i'm gonna turn into an old man overnight do you

[parodeity]

idk
do you remember being an old man

[frostythehitman]

no i remember being 16
but that was in like 1940

[parodeity]

well
i dont think youll get back being older than your memories go at least
?

[frostythehitman]

i better not
or i'll haul my geriatric ass over to jim's house and personally shove my cane down his throat

[parodeity]

hey bright side
if you go geriatric you can get one of those canes with like a hidden sword

[frostythehitman]

who said i couldn't get one of those right now

[parodeity]

actually
you definitely should get one of those
and hit ppl with it
when its like sheathed i mean
and make comments about it when it isnt

[frostythehitman]

but if i'm holding a canesword then i can't punch people

[parodeity]

punch them in the face with the canesword
problem solved

[frostythehitman]

that's not even punching then that's just hitting someone with a canesword
i'm not gonna let myself get weak and start relying on a canesword to do all my fighting for me

[parodeity]

it would be cool not weak
you have no sense of drama

well lmao thats not true but all the same

[frostythehitman]

why would i let myself get reliant on a cane when i could just use the hands god gave me
or hand that retrospec didn't fucking chop off i guess

[parodeity]

idk if they actively do the physical stuff to us

[frostythehitman]

fine whatever they ~magicked~ my arm off
whether there's blood and saws involved or not that doesn't change the fact that they're the ones who took it